In the supermarket the other day I was quietly weighing the frozen peas to make sure I got the fullest pack they had when I was suddenly aware that a woman whose bosom looked like the love child of the Atlas mountains and the continental shelf was walking down the aisle towards me seeming determined [...]
Recessive Jean wears an Afghan coat
And beads by the hundred around her throat.
She keeps three chickens and a billy goat
Ignores her taxes and doesn’t vote.
Recessive Jean was a sixties child
Her hair is long and never styled
She’s very laid back and never riled
Goes to Festivals and still goes wild.
Recessive Jean was born free
Still smokes pot and [...]
Lo she is a terrible Goddess cut my hair yesterday. I look gorgeous. In fact there really aren’t enough mirrors in the world now. I’m fabulous.
The TG has been cutting my hair since before we got married – so that’s about 45 years.
There was only one occasion when I had to go to a ‘professional’ [...]
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