Tag Archives: bosoms

DAMMIT – I FORGOT MY HAIR EXTENSIONS!

In the supermarket the other day I was quietly weighing the frozen peas to make sure I got the fullest pack they had when I was suddenly aware that a woman whose bosom looked like the love child of the Atlas mountains and the continental shelf was walking down the aisle towards me seeming determined […]

RECESSIVE JEAN

Recessive Jean wears an Afghan coat And beads by the hundred around her throat. She keeps three chickens and a billy goat Ignores her taxes and doesn’t vote. Recessive Jean was a sixties child Her hair is long and never styled She’s very laid back and never riled Goes to Festivals and still goes wild. […]

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL

Lo she is a terrible Goddess cut my hair yesterday. I look gorgeous. In fact there really aren’t enough mirrors in the world now. I’m fabulous. The TG has been cutting my hair since before we got married – so that’s about 45 years. There was only one occasion when I had to go to […]