Tag Archives: books

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GROUTING

At last I’ve got time to write this long awaited post. Many readers have expressed an interest in ………
STOP PRESS !!!!
I’ve just heard that Penfold’s book is now available.

“I couldn’t put this book down” – Alf Fotheringay, manager of the SupaGlue factory in Grimsby
“I’ve bought 100 copies and used them to decorate the downstairs [...]

TOP SHELF BOOK

Poor Grumpy isn’t allowed to read this …….

……. as it hasn’t been published yet.
It is the book that everyone has been waiting for.

This is the ideal book for anyone who is, or knows somebody who is suffering from a mid-life crisis. ALL the answers are in here ……. crikey ……. there’s even a quote from [...]

GENERATION X

I’m a Baby Boomer and Grumpy Ted is a Teddy Boomer. After us came Generation X according to the author, Douglas Coupland.
Little Ted thought that we’d better read some of his work.

How come he’d escaped both our notices (?) before, I have no idea. Don’t be put off by the fact that he’s Canadian – [...]

A MIS-DIRECTED PACKAGE

A parcel arrived this morning that was addressed to a Mr H. Potter. Before I knew what I was doing I opened it and found this.

This is what happened next …….

[Note to self – buy and fix an air conditioning unit ASAP]
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