Tag Archives: beds

CRUMBS

Biscuit crumbs get everywhere (Unless consumed with wary care). “NOT IN BED” It is said, With force and such a weary glare. [I’ve just read this out to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess who proceeded to demonstrate that particular look. I’m now in a state of abject fear and cannot continue. This is probably […]

ODD BEDFELLOWS

One piece of advice that I think you’ll find handy, A gem for your very own modus op’randi, It’s something I learnt the hard way when young, When trying to sleep on a bed trés well sprung. Having surmised I was missing a pillow I decided to use a young armadillo, But then every time […]