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  I was talking to the voices in my head and one of them came up with a brilliant idea … merchandising for my next exhibition to help with costs! Consequently I’ve gone into intense production.     There will be two products for sale, both in limited edition runs and all individually monogrammed. Minimum […]


Gluteus Maximus – a useful chap to have at a cocktail party The top of his bum makes a very good table But not when he’s being farty. So if you send him an invitation don’t be in a great big hurry Check what’s he’s eaten and keep very quiet If he’s eaten baked beans […]