Lo, the terrible Goddess’s pampering appointment last Saturday coincided with lunchtime and I had to fend for myself. The TG insists that I only eat healthy and wholesome meals. As you can see I followed her instructions to the letter by having Cumberland sardines with a thin slice of grilled beetroot between two lightly buttered […]
New potatoes, crunchy salad, spicy chicken chunks, crispy bacon bits, avocado…….. …….. and vinaigrette. I married Lo, she is a terrible Goddess because I’m afraid of her – however there are compensations. .
. I’m a very demanding peabrain and insist that things are done my way. “I want chicken and bacon for dinner.†“We’re having pasta.†“I want chicken and bacon with pasta – I don’t mind if you leave out the chicken ……. or the bacon.†Only tell a dog that is already sitting to sit. […]
I’m worried that I’m no longer trendy. I happened to see some young thing on the television announcing how ‘old’ it was serving up a bacon sandwich cut into quarters. I always cut my sarnies into quarters ….. or, if feeling particularly jolly, into triangles……….. ……… and then of course, there is the problem of […]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has just been making a large batch of home made soup to see us through the next week. Whenever she goes through this process she fries up a load of bacon bits to be used as sprinkles. The smell pervading the Cliff Top Residence is fantastic and very tempting […]
*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING* “What the ………!†I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses. I jumped out of bed forgetting, that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway. I scooted across […]
