New potatoes, crunchy salad, spicy chicken chunks, crispy bacon bits, avocado……..
…….. and vinaigrette.
I married Lo, she is a terrible Goddess because I’m afraid of her – however there are compensations.
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I’m a very demanding peabrain and insist that things are done my way.
“I want chicken and bacon for dinner.”
“We’re having pasta.”
“I want chicken and bacon with pasta – I don’t mind if you leave out the chicken ……. or the bacon.”
Only tell a dog that is already sitting to sit.
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I’m worried that I’m no longer trendy. I happened to see some young thing on the television announcing how ‘old’ it was serving up a bacon sandwich cut into quarters. I always cut my sarnies into quarters ….. or, if feeling particularly jolly, into triangles………..
……… and then of course, there is the problem of brown [...]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has just been making a large batch of home made soup to see us through the next week.
Whenever she goes through this process she fries up a load of bacon bits to be used as sprinkles.
The smell pervading the Cliff Top Residence is fantastic and very tempting …….
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*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING*
“What the ………!”
I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses.
I jumped out of bed forgetting, that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway.
I scooted across the bedroom and managed [...]
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