Lo, she is a terrible Goddess insists that I let my deodorant dry before I put a shirt on.
One lovely warm morning last week I had decided to dry my armpits in the garden: I was wandering around admiring the plants whilst flapping my arms – looking a bit like a vulture that was trying [...]
August 12, 2009 – 6:00 am
……. for where I picked up my HUGE germ …… (You’d be hard pressed to spot this HUGE germ – even with the Hubble telescope. Lo,TG Ed)
……. I’ve always suspected that neighbours are dangerous …..
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(Pretty gripping stuff, Peabrain – such selflessness. Lo,TG Ed)(see footnote.)
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Footnote: ‘Encourage your peabrain’ Wednesday comes round every five years, on the [...]
Our immediate neighbour is Aloe Vera. She is probably over 100 but very lively, apart from a tendency, well chronicled in previous posts, to faint.
She receives regular visits from the vicar. I thought this was very caring of the man, until my suspicions were aroused when I accidentally observed the following scene whilst checking a [...]
Setting – the garden on a glorious summer’s day
Props – one sunlounger and a hedge
The Players –
The terrible Goddess
Daddy Papersurfer
Aloe Vera
Act 1
The TG : “Pull your t-shirt up – you know the mess it makes.”
Me : “OK”
The TG : “No, NO – further than that!”
Me : “Huh?”
The TG : “They make it sweaty [...]
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