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EVERY SILVER LINING IS SURROUNDED BY CLOUD

The weather yesterday actually allowed me to sit outside and soak up a few disparate rays. The temperature was just in double figures and there was virtually no wind. I was just enjoying this brief anomaly when I became aware of Lo, she is a terrible Goddess approaching. I knew exactly what I’d done wrong […]

AN EXPERIMENT

In the interests of scientific discovery I am going to write this post whilst downing 3 double whiskies in close succession. In order to keep the subject matter on a safe level I shall describe the weather and steer away from religion and politics. Most of Gt. Britain is suffering a lot of snow but, […]

EGGS AND I

I’m a good egg. I will bend over backwards to help anybody ……. ……. except when 1. I’ve just woken up. 2. I haven’t had my first cup of coffee. 3. I haven’t got my teeth in. 4. The tasks as dictated by Lo, she is a terrible Goddess haven’t been completed. 5. It’s nearing […]

POETRY

poetry |_p__tr_; _p_itr_| noun literary work in which special intensity is given to the expression of feelings and ideas by the use of distinctive style and rhythm; poems collectively or as a genre of literature : he is chiefly famous for his love poetry. • a quality of beauty and intensity of emotion regarded as […]

A MIDLIFE CRISIS – VIRTUALLY

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess wouldn’t let me have a mid-life crisis so I’ve decided to sneak one in on the interweave. This a picture of me and some chums on the way down to Cornwall to enjoy the delights of something very wild and ‘on the edge’……….. ……. a cream tea with CLOTTED […]

BTW …..

…….. the kitchen did get finished before we moved. Luckily Penfold was around at the crucial time i.e. when wood needed cutting in straight lines and then fixing together. He also hid the 6” nails from me. He said it was for my own safety. If I’d used them apparently Lo, the terrible Goddess would […]

GROUNDBLOG DAY – DAY 1

*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING* “What the ………!” I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses. I jumped out of bed forgetting that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway. I scooted across […]