STIGMA OF THE DUMP

There are various ideas that are, at one and the same time, brilliant and extremely stooooopid.

Take this public loo for instance. It’s very smart and very chic, an architectural statement that shouts “Modern!”.

However, actually using it must be very disconcerting …….

Could you do a dump in here?

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7 Comments

  1. fracas
    Posted February 22, 2009 at 8:22 am | Permalink

    Goddesses never discuss such matters. We leave those details to the pea-brains, otherwise, they’d have nothing to talk about.

    If you’d like a distraction while you’re in there though… I heard a rumour there’s some good, old-fashioned British humour for the watching over at fraccers.

    Considering it almost caused this goddess to pee her own pants, it might be just the ticket for watching while in the loo.

    I know. I’m such a good fracretary… I think of everything.

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    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 am

    You doo Fracas! :)

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 am

    Isn’t it past your bedtimes ladies? We all need our beauty sleep ……

    Do I need to bring a bucket and mop over Fraccy – to help clear up? ……… I’ll just find them …….

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    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 am

    OK….going to bed now….I just wanted to wish you a HAPPY SUNDAY MORNING! :)

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 am

    Happy Sunday to you too/two …… when it arrives of course …….

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    fracas replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 am

    I managed to contain myself. I’m not sure how…

    …your name sir… rofl.

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    fracas replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:44 am

    And your spelling is perfect for the situation.

    lolol

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 am

    I quite liked it …… [I've been over to help with your little problem BTW - tee hee pee]

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  2. Olga, the Traveling Bra
    Posted February 22, 2009 at 8:24 am | Permalink

    No….I mean it’s practically IN the street!

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Exactly ……. quite intimidating ……..

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    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 am

    It is very clean though…

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:49 am

    Probably because everyone is too self-concious to use it ……….

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    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 8:58 am

    ….g’nite

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  3. penfold
    Posted February 22, 2009 at 9:59 am | Permalink

    As ever your eloquence has brought a tear to my eye.

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 am

    My every word is moving ….. or leads to a movement …… I just can’t help it …..

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    penfold replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Maybe you should eat more bananas. If nothing else it would shut you up for a while…

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Fair enough …… am I allowed a Melton Mowbray every now and again …….?

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    penfold replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Absolutely! Send me one though…

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I’ll have to smuggle it past your mother first …..

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  4. John
    Posted February 22, 2009 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    It’d be hilarious if that thing’s mirror pains were the type that could be turned ‘off’ and non-reflective.

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 10:49 am

    That was my fear as well ……. still a person has got to do what a person has got to do I suppose …..

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  5. daisyfae
    Posted February 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    no only could i not take a dump in said loo*, but i’d be disinclined to leave one either…

    *hypothetically, of course, because women never do such a thing – it all magically sublimates from our bodies…

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    I believe that goddesses just glow ……. or so I’ve been told ……..

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  6. 70steen
    Posted February 22, 2009 at 7:01 pm | Permalink

    Evening … no internet until now.

    in answer to your question … ermmm no! [not that I would in a public loo]
    Those toilets on the trains worry me to with the HUGE curved doors that lock with the press of a button… if not done correctly you could be revealed to the whole train … arghhhh

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    daddyp replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    The whole process is a nightmare …… mind you I always think that goddesses are a bit more discreet than peabrains …….

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    70steen replied: February 22nd, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    just noticed you have tagged this as ‘having a dump’ … so laddish !!

    Oh and yes we are ever so more discreet…. ;-)

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    daddyp replied: February 23rd, 2009 at 8:20 am

    I like doing silly tags …… tee hee

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  7. Angelika
    Posted February 23, 2009 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    Uh, no!

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    daddyp replied: February 23rd, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Exactly!!! – it’s a really stoooooopid idea ….

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