I thought I’d share some spam with you that arrived the other day …… I found it hilarious.
Picture stolen from FMB Talk who probably stole it from somewhere else.
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Attainment of life a little speck easier is negatively to be a semi-autonomous, convulsive air expulsion from respiratory organs through the nose and mouth……………
I the translators wearily employ on disbelieving remnants of coffee ……..
That’s easy for you to say……….
…… and I’ve got both hands tied behind my back ….. I know …… clever dick …….
BTW – have you come across this blog? http://madauntbernard.blogspot.com/ – mighty funny …
What a brilliant read! I do feel however that we should be wary of laughing at the demented ravings of a poor afflicted woman, we shouldn’t set a precedent here, next thing you know, people will be mocking perfectly sane 70s………….*hiding*
Lucky for you she’s away …. [I'm raiding her blog tomorrow ...... shussssssssh]
Congratulations, at least somebody finds your blog!
Hello Jazzy – that’s true …… you have weird dreams don’t you!!! ….. scary
I’m still trying to work out what it means and why on earth I’m reading what I would normally delete!!!
Kate, surely that relates to everything you read here – well nearly everything. [coughs modestly]
Nasty tickle you’ve got there dearest – can I get you anything? ……
Lo,TG – I see what you mean – of course when you comment it always makes complete sense…. I just sometimes wonder what you are feeding him on?
Grubs mostly …… occasionally some dried bread …..
Normally I don’t read them either but this is so obviously a really bad automated translation there’s a weird fascination ……..
Well I don’t think I would have gotten far enough to find that out – you need a hobby have you thought about embroidery or something???
…. or tatting!!!! – that would be fun ….. I could prick my finger though and then I wouldn’t be able to type ….. aha!!! ….. I see your cunning plan ……tsk
Lucky you. All the spam I get is in Russian for some reason, and I can’t even approximately understand it.
Bung it through an on-line translator – might be fun ….
” пожалуйста можете вы сразу я к самому близкому полировщику булочки? “
“you if you please can immediately I to the closest polisher of the roll” ….. and back again …..
It was “please can you direct me to the nearest muffin polisher” before it got Babelfished (I can never find useful phrases like this in my Lonely Planet).
I think I would rather eat spam,than read it!
Many years ago I enjoyed eating spam fritters …. I don’t know if I would any more …….
been sitting here now for 20 minutes waiting for some of that glorious spam to come oozing out of my computer
mmm…. spam…
(sniff) (sniff)
still nothing.
where do i sign up to have it delivered here?
I think your pet human needs to go here Nooter:
http://www.spamalotshop.com/accspam.htm
Nooter’s got his own computer!!!! – I’m impressed …..
yep, i peed on it so now its mine!
Perhaps I should try that method …… brilliant ….
Blimey, I’ve been away too long. I have no idea what you are talking about any more.
On second thoughts, that’s the usual state of affairs…..back to normal.
You’re back!!!!!! – at last …… tanned I suppose ….. relaxed …… brimming with energy …… tsk, tsk and double tsk …… nice to see that you’re still confused though ……
[Looking forward to seeing some piccies - although you know I'm going to be complaining don't you?]
Tanned – yes, which is just as well as I am off to Glastonbury for the weekend tomorrow and the rust won’t show…
Now, where are those wellies….
You’re off again!!!!! ….. *so many ‘tsks’ the computer screen isn’t big enough*
Um… That picture… was unexpected… Funny… But unexpected.
Often the unexpected can be a tad amusing ……
*BOO*
….. tee hee
It’s all Greek to me. Actually all I could think about was having a Spam jelly sandwich.
I’m beginning to have some sympathy with your wife …. [thank you for the linky love *manly hug*]
I have just mass deleted 110 spam mails… maybe I was a bit too hasty .. I may have had a similar gem drat ….hee hee
I nearly deleted it …… something just caught my eye …..
was it my heels?
You’ve been standing on my head for weeks now …..
& it has cost me a fortune in underwear !!!!!!
Thank heavens!!!!