
Considering that peabrains will take any and every opportunity to sit down why do they insist on standing up to have a pee?
Answers on a postcard please.
Have a grand weekend and I hope that you’re looking forward to Monday as much as I am.
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Match of the Day
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Is that a tromBone or a French Horn?
Come to think of it, is one of the splinters actually a toenail? (could be an infiltrator spy…)
Tee hee …… THAT’S RUDE!!!!
That is a tuba or baritone horn. Trombones are minimalist brasses, having NO valves, french horns are formed into a circular shape rather than oblong.
I’d go for the baritone horn ….. orrrrr, it’s a mishmash …….. I just hope the curly bits have been isolated from all the …… oh never mind ….
Oh, you are right about the baritone. Tubas have their bell pointing straight up, I believe. . .
*snigger*
….because they can???
[have a gud'un too ..... down in the 'smoke' Monday ta for the reminder]
It must be lovely anticipating going South and seeing civilisation …… mind you, we’re going slightly North of Tunbridge Wells which I find a tad worrying ….
OH NO! We’re surrounded!
Actually, we’re going even Northerererer – sunny Catford!!!!!
Catford …. ‘The 1960s and 70s had a considerable impact on the architecture of Catford’ …. mmmmm says a lot…
Some very notable people were born in Catford ……
I think more notable people weren’t born in Catford……..keep your doors locked.
*click*
I know how exciting … do you have them there blue skies down souff or should I expect a real ‘pea souper gov’?
Blue skies right down Souff at the moment ….. I’ve just been outside in undercrackers and flipflops …….
I think Catford was once famous for whippet racing…
Oh yes, the dog track!!!!! – very upmarket ….. I’m surprised 70’s hasn’t heard of it ……
The ‘restroom’ in the second picture has a ‘gents’ logo on it…….why?
Just in case a flexible goddess is tempted …… obviously
Why? What’s happening on Monday? *looks worried*
Normal people go to work I believe ….. doesn’t seem right to me ……. tee hee
Thank goodness I’m not normal then…I’m playing tennis
Phew …… that’s a relief ……..
because it’s harder to write sitting down?
Oh ….. is that where goddesses do their writing? ….. I had no idea …….
Never mind that, I want to know why so many women hover six inches over the seat in a public loo, ostensibly for fear they might contact someone else’s pee on the seat, which wouldn’t be there if other women hadn’t been hovering in mid-air for fear of pee on the seat. Men by contrast make perfect sense.
I always find that roll of paper useful for cleaning pee on the seat.
Pee on the seat should never have gotten there in the first place. Furthermore, if you are a hoverer it would be polite of you to clean up your OWN pee.
So do I, but I wish I didn’t find it there in the first place…
“Men by contrast make perfect sense.” ….. I never ever thought I’d see that written down over here ….. *drops down in a dead faint* …… [feeble voice from the floor] …….. Anyone got a gingernut?
I’d copy that and have it framed if I were you – it’s the only way you’re ever likely to see it again.
Good plan ….. [I'm learning a lot today!]
back soon – racing over to check the ol’ sledpress blog – I think she has had a brainstorm or a conniption or perhaps a touch of the sun.
Take some tissues with you …… might be handy one end or the other ….. tee hee
love the splinter group
I enjoyed having a little whittle …….
a local ad agency I have meetings at has open, red-lipped mouths as urinals. Ad guys. Sigh.
Oh dear …… and, at the same time ……… tee hee