SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND SIR?

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Considering that peabrains will take any and every opportunity to sit down why do they insist on standing up to have a pee?

Answers on a postcard please.

Have a grand weekend and I hope that you’re looking forward to Monday as much as I am.

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Match of the Day

Splinter group

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9 Comments

  1. Posted July 23, 2010 at 7:01 am | Permalink

    Is that a tromBone or a French Horn?

    Come to think of it, is one of the splinters actually a toenail? (could be an infiltrator spy…)

    daddyp replied:

    Tee hee …… THAT’S RUDE!!!!

    healingmagichands replied:

    That is a tuba or baritone horn. Trombones are minimalist brasses, having NO valves, french horns are formed into a circular shape rather than oblong.

    daddyp replied:

    I’d go for the baritone horn ….. orrrrr, it’s a mishmash …….. I just hope the curly bits have been isolated from all the …… oh never mind ….

    healingmagichands replied:

    Oh, you are right about the baritone. Tubas have their bell pointing straight up, I believe. . .

    daddyp replied:

    *snigger*

  2. Posted July 23, 2010 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    ….because they can???

    [have a gud'un too ..... down in the 'smoke' Monday ta for the reminder]

    daddyp replied:

    It must be lovely anticipating going South and seeing civilisation …… mind you, we’re going slightly North of Tunbridge Wells which I find a tad worrying ….

    Somnambulist replied:

    OH NO! We’re surrounded!

    daddyp replied:

    Actually, we’re going even Northerererer – sunny Catford!!!!!

    70steen replied:

    Catford …. ‘The 1960s and 70s had a considerable impact on the architecture of Catford’ …. mmmmm says a lot…

    daddyp replied:

    Some very notable people were born in Catford ……

    Sparkly Aph replied:

    I think more notable people weren’t born in Catford……..keep your doors locked.

    daddyp replied:

    *click*

    70steen replied:

    I know how exciting … do you have them there blue skies down souff or should I expect a real ‘pea souper gov’?

    daddyp replied:

    Blue skies right down Souff at the moment ….. I’ve just been outside in undercrackers and flipflops …….

    gitwizard replied:

    I think Catford was once famous for whippet racing…

    daddyp replied:

    Oh yes, the dog track!!!!! – very upmarket ….. I’m surprised 70’s hasn’t heard of it ……

  3. gitwizard
    Posted July 23, 2010 at 9:18 am | Permalink

    The ‘restroom’ in the second picture has a ‘gents’ logo on it…….why?

    daddyp replied:

    Just in case a flexible goddess is tempted …… obviously

  4. Posted July 23, 2010 at 9:46 am | Permalink

    Why? What’s happening on Monday? *looks worried*

    daddyp replied:

    Normal people go to work I believe ….. doesn’t seem right to me ……. tee hee

    Diane replied:

    Thank goodness I’m not normal then…I’m playing tennis :-)

    daddyp replied:

    Phew …… that’s a relief ……..

  5. Posted July 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    because it’s harder to write sitting down?

    daddyp replied:

    Oh ….. is that where goddesses do their writing? ….. I had no idea …….

  6. Posted July 23, 2010 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    Never mind that, I want to know why so many women hover six inches over the seat in a public loo, ostensibly for fear they might contact someone else’s pee on the seat, which wouldn’t be there if other women hadn’t been hovering in mid-air for fear of pee on the seat. Men by contrast make perfect sense.

    gitwizard replied:

    I always find that roll of paper useful for cleaning pee on the seat.

    healingmagichands replied:

    Pee on the seat should never have gotten there in the first place. Furthermore, if you are a hoverer it would be polite of you to clean up your OWN pee.

    sledpress replied:

    So do I, but I wish I didn’t find it there in the first place…

    daddyp replied:

    “Men by contrast make perfect sense.” ….. I never ever thought I’d see that written down over here ….. *drops down in a dead faint* …… [feeble voice from the floor] …….. Anyone got a gingernut?

    Lo,TG replied:

    I’d copy that and have it framed if I were you – it’s the only way you’re ever likely to see it again.

    daddyp replied:

    Good plan ….. [I'm learning a lot today!]

  7. Posted July 23, 2010 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    back soon – racing over to check the ol’ sledpress blog – I think she has had a brainstorm or a conniption or perhaps a touch of the sun.

    daddyp replied:

    Take some tissues with you …… might be handy one end or the other ….. tee hee

  8. Posted July 23, 2010 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    love the splinter group ;-)

    daddyp replied:

    I enjoyed having a little whittle …….

  9. Posted July 25, 2010 at 6:40 pm | Permalink

    a local ad agency I have meetings at has open, red-lipped mouths as urinals. Ad guys. Sigh.

    daddyp replied:

    Oh dear …… and, at the same time ……… tee hee

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