SOME VERY GOOD ADVICE ….

……. although you probably won’t take any notice [sometimes I wonder why I bother]. (Nooo, surely not. Lo,TG Ed)

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There’s nothing like a grumble to really lift your mood,
Express yourself out loud, it’s awfully bad to brood
“Your skirt is way way way too short, it’s very very rude,
Your ideas on elegance are absolutely skewed!
And don’t you ever tell me I shouldn’t eat tinned food ….”
[A tin of finest prunes on toast, delicious slightly stewed]
“ …..and swearing at me doesn’t help, that’s really very crude!
What was that that you just said? I’m not a bloody prude!”

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(All of that rubbish just so you could post that photo? It’s approaching fast isn’t it  – the dotage age, sans teeth [tick] sans eyes [well glasses anyway], sans taste [finest prunes on toast?] sans everything. LO,TG Ed)

Match of the Day

Match Tress

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6 Comments

  1. Posted September 16, 2010 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    I’m with you DP. She needs advice on how to get out of a sportscar while wearing a miniskirt. Honestly, finishing school standards have hit ROCK BOTTOM.

    daddyp replied:

    BTW gingernuts are off today ….. fancy a bun?

  2. Posted September 16, 2010 at 8:21 am | Permalink

    The photographer has obvious issues. ‘That’ close to ‘that’, and resorted to the camera. Obviously needs therapy.

    daddyp replied:

    I think it could be a scientific experiment ….. so that’s OK then …..

    Lo,TG replied:

    @ John – Exactly.
    @ – Peabrain. No. It. Isn’t.

    daddyp replied:

    ……. could be ……..

  3. Posted September 16, 2010 at 11:54 am | Permalink

    a reminder that i probably need to be more careful when enetering and exiting my jeep in a skirt. [groucho marx voice here] “Although how the jeep got into a skirt is a mystery to me…”

    daddyp replied:

    AND that reminds me never to open the front door in my dress ……. I mean kilt …….. obviously

    Lo,TG replied:

    Is that you df? You need to watch out for those damn paparazzi, they’ve obviously got their telephoto lenses trained on you.

  4. Posted September 16, 2010 at 12:57 pm | Permalink

    My eye is caught by the jommetry of the hemline. Such a pure curve. I need a gingernut to settle my mind down after such perfection.

    Oh, and another thing – her bum doesn’t look fat in that!

    daddyp replied:

    Oh yes, there’s a bum in that piccy …… I hadn’t noticed …..

  5. Posted September 16, 2010 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    That reminds me, I must book my Seat test drive…..

    daddyp replied:

    Take it easy …… proper precautions must be taken …..

    gitwizard replied:

    Full body harness?

    daddyp replied:

    ….. oh yer …… plus Marigolds ……

  6. Posted September 16, 2010 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    What can I say …tsk !! *Butt envy* 😉

    daddyp replied:

    The bigger the better – tee hee heeeeeee …… and *hiding now somewhere different*

    70steen replied:

    ha ha de ha …. You’ll have to surface at some stage…. *waits patiently *

    daddyp replied:

    “I see the pale moon arising” tra-la ….. *still hiding*

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