I have been commissioned by a well known incontinent pad manufacturer to do some serious research.
How many times do you have to get up every night to spend a penny?
I am pleased to say that I don’t bother at all …… indeed, even if I did have to bother, I doubt whether I’d make the effort to rouse myself from my well deserved slumbers. I would invent something concerning tubes, bottles, siphons, cog wheels and elastic bands.
Anyway, it is imperative that you tell me the truth, the whole truth ……… or nothing …………
[Sugar Queen wrote a lovely birthday wish over at her place which I MISSED - tsk - no cake for me then].
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Stumble It!
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I awaken several times each eve, often finding myself roaming the neighborhood in nothing but my “evening” cloak and scepter.
The colder it gets, however, the less distance this Sleepwalking Rev. seems to make it before awakening, which is probably a good thing.
Tea?
Tea!!!?! are you mad!!?! – I’ll be in and out of bed all day ………… a dried rusk would be nice though …..
In my serious, but not so serious case, I sleep on the toilet to save time of course, I also find myself asleep at the computer, the lazy boy, the work place, the car, Gosh I just realized I fall asleep in the most important places…. I am so sleepy all the time I must be in the poor house by now missing all the opportunities to wake up and save a penny! Gosh!
I am now depressed at my loss of money, I’ll send you the bill for all this counseling I’m about to receive because of my mind altered state! You are to blame quite naturally because I hadn’t given it much thought because I was sleeping …..
hmmmmm!
I finally wrote your happy birthday post you may find it here: http://sugar-queens-dream.blogspot.com/2008/11/60-is-new-80-errr-i-mean-20.html, hear?
My birthday has been extended very nicely thank you Sugar – I’ve put a link up on the post just in case other people want to send me even more presents – tee hee
Soon as I find out what one of those actually is, I’ll have one to you in no time, good sir.
There’s no hurry …….
I forgot to say Sugar to you and have a nice day, Walmart appreciates your business and hopes you’ll return….
LOL hugs!
Thanks, I’ve just to go to the ………
you do ask the strangest of questions DP ..??? Are you back in your laboratory again???
Once I am a sleep I lose the urge to shop!!!!!
Just think of the money you’re saving – you should sleep more ……. WAKEY WAKEY!!!!!!
I wish…. oh yeah I am back at work…. heads on desk zzzzz
You are a public servant – as a member of the public, I order you to sleep most of the day …….[don't say I never do anything for you]
never
I knew I could count on your bladder Nursey – jolly well done ………
there is no way I would get up earlier than the clock tells me to…why am I telling you this?
…… because you need to share ……. don’t you feel better now?
At least once – unless I get cramp in my legs then I’m up and down all night …. dancing…walking… anything to get rid of it!
Cramp is ‘orrible – I think I just heard on Radio 2 that calcium is good to help alleviate the problem – but I might have misheard it ……..
I would try anything sometimes – but hey – such is life!!!!!
The TG has some success with tonic water – it’s the quinine you know [seriously, it does seem to help]
yes – I heard that but when I tried it – a whole bottle I might add – it just got me up in the night anyway – Maybe I should load it with gin!!! This age thing is a nightmare!!!!! Valium’s good too – and it works fast!! Bless her I sympathise.
I’ll have a gin …….. cheers!
I’m with you – who’s driving???????????????
“To spend a penny”,is that the same thing as “making a deposit?”
Making a deposit is far more serious …….
I don’t have a problem in is this area. so I will tell on Walter. Tee Hee!! He lost his bladder capabilities some time ago.
It seems as if he has to pee every few minutes and he can’t hold it either.
When it’s time to go for him….wow it’s time. Now I will leave it up to your imagination how he deals with this while driving!
…… and now I’m thinking along the lines of funnels, tubes, a hole in the floor of the cab and velcro instead of a zipper ……. very sensible.
Never! You can’t get ANYTHING for a penny nowadays.
Click here for a free sample of a product that 70steen & Claire assure me work GREAT!
Are you telling me that Claire and 70’s are incontinent? I thought they lived in this country ……. [and stop MODERATING yourself - tsk]
OK.
All I know is I never heard of those things before those TWO told me about them. I thought they were those things you put on your TV to get better reception (back in the old days…remember?)
ahem… Missy Brawonder……
You mean metal coathangers? ….. they aren’t very absorbent ………