SOME SERIOUS RESEARCH

I have been commissioned by a well known incontinent pad manufacturer to do some serious research.

How many times do you have to get up every night to spend a penny?

I am pleased to say that I don’t bother at all …… indeed, even if I did have to bother, I doubt whether I’d make the effort to rouse myself from my well deserved slumbers. I would invent something concerning tubes, bottles, siphons, cog wheels and elastic bands.

Anyway, it is imperative that you tell me the truth, the whole truth ……… or nothing …………
[Sugar Queen wrote a lovely birthday wish over at her place which I MISSED – tsk – no cake for me then].

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