SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP

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There are various things that people don’t tell you about, about getting older.

One of these things is, if you shave your ears in a vain attempt to regain control of your increasingly disobedient body, then scratching your ears creates a sound like a bowl of Rice Crispies going into melt down.

Prepare yourselves for this and many other surprises. (All of them delightful, ho, ho, ho. [See how festive I am?] Lo,TG Ed)

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