SMOOOOOOSH

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Olga and Claire seem to want me to be aware of their breasticals. I have been nagged asked several times to paint and then print a part of my body.

I choose a part that is rather wrinkly, so with a mind to cleanliness, I did my print using tomato ketchup so that I could lick it off afterwards. Oooo ….. I think you’ll need to know something about size as this is important apparently.

I use the straight bit of wood as a rule  ……… boom boom!
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14 Comments

  1. Posted November 10, 2008 at 6:56 am | Permalink

    THANKS for participating in Smoosh Your Boobies! But…what exactly did you Smoosh?

    daddyp replied:

    All I can tell you is that I do wish the wife of the President of the Residence Association, WOPRA, hadn’t called round when she did …………

    fracas replied:

    I was wondering the same thing Olga. The part that confused me was when he said he would lick it off? I’m even afraid to hear the answer.

    I emailed you a smoosh. My current ‘condition’ made for some wee problems but I improvised and hope you can use it.

    {And I daresay mine is a considerable lot larger than daddy pee’s.}

    daddyp replied:

    Pinoccio’s is larger than mine ……. morning Fracarse!

    daddyp replied:

    Sorry – I dropped my ‘h’ ……. tsk

    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied:

    oh noes!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Posted November 10, 2008 at 7:15 am | Permalink

    Is that on the wall? How did you manage to… never mind.

  3. daddyp
    Posted November 10, 2008 at 7:29 am | Permalink

    …….. hold my ruler up? ….. and for goodness sake, register your avatar with Gravatar ….. do it, and do it now!

  4. Posted November 10, 2008 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    nostrils? you stuffed ketchup up your nostrils, leaned against the wall and exhaled? that’s. just. wrong.

    daddyp replied:

    I would never do that Daisy – far too dangerous …….

    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied:

    I like Daisy’s much better than yours.

  5. Posted November 10, 2008 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    morning, daddy!! :)

    what was that again? is that a boobies? err…. ;)

    daddyp replied:

    Not exactly …….

  6. Posted November 10, 2008 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    averting my eyes and exiting the room quickly

    daddyp replied:

    Nice to see you though Nursey …… however briefly …. byeeeee

  7. Posted November 10, 2008 at 9:24 am | Permalink

    beurkkkkk….
    nice of you to take part though :)

    daddyp replied:

    ‘beurkkkkk’ – I’ll have to look that up in my translator – hang on ………………….. oh, I see ……. sorry

  8. Posted November 10, 2008 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    I need to go back to bed……I really don’t want to think about it…..[70s think Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...]

    daddyp replied:

    Christmas decorations might help ………

  9. Posted November 10, 2008 at 10:33 am | Permalink

    I have a very bad feeling about this…
    but I’m not sure if that says more about me or you

    daddyp replied:

    Don’t worry Diane, everything’s fine ……. ketchup with you later ……

    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied:

    giggles

  10. Posted November 10, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    Nope,I’m not even going to guess.

    daddyp replied:

    You are wise beyond your years ……

  11. Posted November 10, 2008 at 6:29 pm | Permalink

    OMG.

    I.

    Can’t.

    Stop.

    Laughing!!!!!

    Well done, DaddyP!

    daddyp replied:

    I have no idea what you a laughing at young Lizza ……

  12. Posted November 10, 2008 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    That’s either your nose.
    Or your finger.
    Or both?
    I just DONT KNOW!!!
    Do you have any idea how much sleep I lost worrying over this last night?!?!?!??!

    daddyp replied:

    I might let the secret out of the bag later ……..

  13. Posted November 10, 2008 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    When he was (a bit) younger he use to put his finger UP his nose…………….but I thought I’d cured him of that.

    daddyp replied:

    Hello angel face ……… nearly time for Spooks you know ……

  14. Posted November 11, 2008 at 4:51 am | Permalink

    Nipples or scrotum bulges from the looks.

    Not that I have forensic experience with either.

    daddyp replied:

    I realise that this post was a bit near the knuckle …… actually, it was the knuckle – tee hee

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