SLEEPING PARTNERS

snoring-wife

It’s possible to accept the pants on the floor
And the occasional poke in the ribs ….

But if you cannot ignore the roar from his snore
Then give him the elbow and out of the door.

Of course the string vest doesn’t aid the rapport
But it isn’t a hanging offence ….

But if you cannot ignore the roar from his snore
Then give him the elbow and out of the door.

The wind from his bum isn’t precisely hardcore
And should never lead on to dismissal ….

But if you cannot ignore the roar from his snore
Then give him the elbow and out of the door.

The state of his feet and the state of his drawers
Are never a reason to quibble ….

But if you cannot ignore the roar from his snore
Then give him the elbow and out of the door.

If persistent loud noises from the man you adore
Are a problem, a pain and a chore …

Try moving next door to restore the rapport
And put an end to this terrible war.

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