This coming Saturday is the day that the contents of my brain will be displayed in an area Eight Foot Square.


stade fish huts

For one afternoon only I will be stripped naked for all to see on the Stade in Hastings. I hope it isn’t going to be chilly.

As an added incentive I will be revealing my plans for the Everlasting Gingernut – a brilliant invention that is sure to provide the foundation of a financial empire that could grow to the size of a marrowfat pea. Real gingernuts will also be available.

Anyhoo, must get on – there’s still lots to do … *hammer* *hammer* *nibble* …  *snooze*