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As a lot of bloggers are twisted I reckon we need a bloggers tongue-twister.
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Do bloggers blog and start to sob because the mob don’t like their blogs?
I know – complete rubbish ……… please help – thank you.
[I can see that I might be getting my knickers in a twist today - new Fanzine for a start .... tee hee .... and Olga ....... and Somnambulist ........ and the FMB Blog ........ and Sylvie ......... and Shinade ...... and Nursemyra ........ and RegularJen ....... and better late than never Penfold ........ and Belinha ........ and Dear Teddy {there's a surprise - tee hee} ........ and Archie ....... and Fraccy of course ....... and big bad John ....... and Random ........ and Baby]
Please let me know if I’ve missed anyone – cos I don’t want to be in trouble – tee hee.






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Gauisus Natalis DaddyPeePeeus!
Call me Charles again and I’ll spank you 39 times, young man.
Morning Charles …….
On second thought I’d have to touch your butt. Where’s Fracas when I need her.
“Hey Fracas…did you try it?”
Too late Chuck …. too late ……
I touched your butt or Fracas did already? I got lost in the differential.
Not quite sure ….. but I felt something …..
That was not ever in my job description!
….. are you sure? I’ll check the small print ….. where are my glasses? ……… be an angel …….
I’ve heard of the spanking of the virgins, but never the angels spanking.
Got video?
Spanking is ineffective. Withdrawal of priviledges works much better.
Sorry, but that line clearly reads,
“Touching of the bundt, to assure a properly baked pastry for tea-time, is of utmost importance.”
Sheesh. The things old gits try to get away with!
Luckily, I’m giving up Latin after this week ….. but I do fancy an Eccles cake now ……. any going?
Oh dear I was trying to ignore this particular one!!!
Thanks my flimsy fiend, whoops …. I mean friend. I suppose it’s a tad early for a waffle soaked in brandy?
Oh no….soak it baybee!!!!
OK – just for you ….. I’ll stick to Earl Grey though – he likes it you know ……. [I say your poem is terrifically good ....... for a Yank]
I know one about a peasant plucker…. will that do??
awwww Olga stole my line…. but a big old ditto x
Have a great bee day
[Fanzine?? what Fanzine? what conspiracy? ... *snigger*... has the postman called yet? ]
That’s my favourite tongue twister!!! it’s RUDE. The other one I like is
Good morning madam to Eve said Adam
Good morning sir to him said her.
….. ho hum ……. going to listen to you singing again …… ever thought of going on X Factor?
entering X factor? yes only when I want to embarrass my teen in front of her mates *snigger*
the pheasant plucker is not rude unless you get it wrong…. hee hee how funny I wrote peasant plucker … now that is probably very rude rofl
All those bald peasants ….. gosh, they do get picked on don’t they?
shesh I know how they feel
Who’s been picking on you!!!!?! – I’ll sort them out ……
mmmm? not today thay haven’t
what a picture…are you trying to create diversion?
Happy Birthday!
That was the idea ……. nothing ever goes right for me …… [Happy Unbirthday to you - tee hee]
my oh my you are so popular today. happy birthday daddyp xx
It’s a conspiracy!!!! – thanks Nursey. I might start drinking early today – tee hee.
Happy birthday, chuck and fellow Scorpion! Are woodchucks the same as groundhogs? Great film ‘Groundhog Day’. That’s how birthdays feel to me these days. They seem to come around far too often – I’d swear I seem to be having at least two a year….good job I’ve started to count backwards. I’m now approaching my 30th birthday again. But from the other direction….I’m sorry I’m waffling.
Have a great day, are you having a party?
Here’s a useful phrase to use tomorrow if you are
‘Scitne aliquis remedium optimium crapulae?’
I’ve decided to count my years doggy style …. so I’m actually 420……… and looking gooooooood!
A party? – no way, I’ll be exhausted ere long ……
[Thank you fellow Scorpio ..... *hugs*]
Actually, I was a bit concerned to note that you are not that much older than me. I had always assumed that as an ‘old git’ you were MUCH older than I am. What’s the female equivalent of an ‘old git’ or can I be one too?
Of course you can be a git …… you’ll have to wait a few years though …… [ what a sweet talker! well done DP - you haven't lost it yet!!!!]
That tongue fascinates me in a creepy sort of way.
“There was a star danced, and under that was I born.”
-William Shakespeare
So glad your star was doing the cancan when you were born, DaddyP. Blogworld is so much the brighter because of your presence.
Happy birthday!
You are too kind young Lizza …… and quite bright yourself ….. considering – tee hee.
[*hugs* for you as well of course - the TG will be getting a tad irritable soon - better find those shin pads!]
It is dinner time here, despite the ravages of daylight savings. Today I forgot quidquid excusatio prandium pro
Oh, is there someone nearby who can remember a birthday – - – I wonder who it is. Must be a young bloke.
I’ve no idea …… what’s going on? what’s the time? who am I?
What’s all the fuss about over here? Oh – nothing important. Seeya…
Don’t ask me …… I know nothing ….. still.
Happy Birthday To You!
Pom Pom!
Happy Birthday To You!
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday To you.
Clapping!!:)
Wish you a very Happy Birthday Sir and a big teddy bear hug from my side.
My you have a long long life.:) Yippiiieee!!!
Scratch Bags!!! How are you doin’? working all hours I expect – have a little break and join me on the sofa … *hugs*
Good morning fine sir!! Wow are we having a party or something?
I brought some cakes and tea. Yummy hot tea brewed by a redneck girl from the southern U.S.
You’re going to love it!! Oh my do I strain it or just pour?
Happy Birthday DP!!
Hugs and much love to you DP!!:-)))
Jackie!!! – how did you come up with 60 things!! – people should go and read all that embarrassing nonsense – tee hee *hugs* to you too ……. yippeee
yoh wtg old git…. Grumpy is being really grumpy about his brthday…. he won’t come out and play … he is scared we will pull his hair or give him 60 bearthday ‘bumps’… how are you fixed ????
Have a great day
Hey SnOwY…love your t-shirt over at Dear Teddy…I’m putting mine on RIGHT NOW! Then let’s go get Grumpy and tickle the stuffing outta him!
Oh – Happy Birthday DaddyPeePee!
xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox
STOP calling me DaddyPeePee – you bears are very naughty …….
Thank you Snowy …… I don’t know what Grumpy is up to ……. I’ve only abused him a tad today – tee hee
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO DP
Marmota is portuguese word for a fish I like very much!I studyed a bit of latin in college …suum quique tribuere…yes, just a little…eeheheh!Hope you like the collage.I am a bit short of time, you deserve a better one!!!
The collage is fantastic …… I felt quite homesick for sea-sickness! – tee hee.
Thank you very mush Belinha – more *hugs*
Happy Birthday!! I hope it’s a good one for you!!
It’s been far too busy for my liking young Thinkinyou – how’s the panty line? just asking ……. [Thank you v. much - *hugs* for you as well {my arms are getting quite tired now!}]
DaddyP – Your presence is requested at Dear Teddy…..again.
In fact….why don’t you stop watching old Victorian dramas and get your ass over to Dear Teddy…right now? xoxo
…… and my stooooopid sister-in-law telephoned when it was on as well ……… ok ……. *waddle*
Happy Birthday!
Hope you have had a lovely day out from the rest home
I was allowed out – but I got a tad nervous ……. with the usual results – oh dear.
Suitable *hug* for someone young enough to be my grand-daughter [just] – tee hee
happy birthday DP
Wotcha Jacks – ta very much …… and a suitable *hug* for someone old enough to my daughter [at a stretch] – tee hee
I hear there’s a wild cat on the prowl…better watch out!
How are your tassles?
Grumpy has been practising with them ….. he’s rubbish ….
Hope you had a great birthday Daddy Papersurfer
SPEEDY!!!! – thank you. Did anyone say what lovely eyes you have ? ………..
Not since 1984!
What lovely eyes you have! [now update your SeeV]
hey daddy!!!!!!!!! sorry for the late wish! was in college all day and just got home! hope i have enough time to wish you now!!
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DADDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!”
hope you had an enjoyable one! *hugs, kisses and twirl*
You young people work far too hard!!!! – tee hee.
Thank you Baby and a big *hug* *twirl* and *smacker* for you too …….
Though the shock of your daily photo almost toppled me off my chair to the floor (goodness, I would never post anything quite so shocking on a blog), I have gathered myself up and managed to get your little surprise together.
(I’d meant for it to be up this morning my time, but who would’ve thought I couldn’t do something as simple as take my own picture? Had to wait for back-up… or is that had to back up to take the picture…)
It’s there now. My best wishes DPP.
Fraccy you are a star in the dark, shining bright clear light on a world that is slowly fading from my sight …. hang on ……. oh, I forgot to pull the curtains …. that’s better.
[Thank you for your help and support [which you won't need for much longer!] – big *hugs* and a smoochy *smooch*]
It’s been quite rough on you while I’m off work, hasn’t it? Drawing those curtains all by yourself… fetching your own papers. Oddly though, people tell me you’re doing so much better.. hardly dropping a thing without me around. I wonder why?
Seriously though.. it was humourous. I couldn’t set the timer and get back into my seat and get the box on my head quickly enough… and my darn arms just aren’t long enough to get a good shot teenager style. I should’ve had a video of the whole thing. Had to wait for the young boy to get home from school. He took the photos, so I guess that’s his birthday gift to you, although he did wonder about the photo…
I remember when my back was at it’s worsest, the simplest jobs like making a cuppa took forever ….. the lad’s a star and as it’s your job to confuse him it all worked out very well ……
Happy Birthday Daddy P. Gosh – 60 !!! Isnt that the due date for changing your socks !!
Anyways – all the best !!!
xoxoxoxox
You’re right – thank heavens you arrived – I’d almost forgotten!!! Thank you ……… yippee, clean socks!!!!
Happy Birthday! …Dad.
Today’s horrid scope:
Scorpio: There’s more to you than meets the eye. They say that still waters run deep, and it is likely that your placid exterior hides a great deal.
Are you going through menopause too?
I’ve been suffering the menopause for an eternity …. or so it would seem ….
Lovely to see you Twinny …… now go play with the furry sea! …… go, go, it’s fun – tee hee
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