PRAWN COCKTAIL

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It’s a bit of a dull and depressing day – I think I’ll do some cooking.

Right – let’s select a recipe book at random. Aha, ‘Hot and Spicy’, that looks good.

OK, I’ll close my eyes and pick a dish at random ……

….. ‘Prawn Cocktail’!!!! ….. that sounds delicious.

OK …….. “mix up a sachet of Angel Delight” ….. ooooo, I haven’t had that for ages …….. “ and pour over a Virgin” …….. a virgin? ……. surely that should read virgin olive oil …… hang on, I’ll turn on the light …..

OH ……. ‘Porn Cocktail’!!!! ……… whoops ……… wrong section of the bookshelves ……. perhaps I’ll stick to toast and marmalade ………

(Hang on, “Porn Cocktail”,  “wrong section of the bookshelves” – to which bookshelves are you referring, Peabrain? Lo,TG Ed)

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Match of the Day

Walking match

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