I have returned from Wales with a reinvigorated belief that perpetual motion is definitely achievable.
I’m going to spend literally several minutes on designing a cunning device that can generate power from the female vocal chord. From my own observations and the judicious use of an abacus I have calculated that a moderately sized gaggle of goddesses is capable of powering the needs of a small parish with enough left over to facilitate a lighthouse.
The power source will be a single peabrain with the capability of being stupid, arrogant and annoying at the same time. This is the area that is proving to be the most difficult to solve.
I shall publish my results as soon as possible … if I survive.