PASTICHE

One of my favourite words:

An artistic work in a style that imitates that of another work, artist, or period.

A confused mixture or jumble.Ed)

Oooooo ……. Jumble!! Another favourite word :

An untidy collection or pile of things. (Jumble? We had a loverly doggie called Jumble, a long time ago. Sniff. Thinks – he used to make piles that made you sniff… Lo,TG Ed)

Oooooo ….. Piles!!!!

Haemorrhoids – a swollen vein or group of veins in the region of the anus. (Censored, too rude! Lo,TG Ed)

Oh dear, why does EVERYTHING always get sooooo medical …….
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10 Comments

  1. Posted July 22, 2009 at 6:17 am | Permalink

    Getting dyslexia? Title should be spelled pistache…

    daddyp replied:

    Tee hee young Linky, that’s really quite clever …… [giggle - but in a manly way]

  2. Posted July 22, 2009 at 6:28 am | Permalink

    Why does everything get so medical? My very thoughts yesterday over at mine when you said you wanted a Puky Whoosh !

    daddyp replied:

    It’s a fabulous name – [I was going to say something about saddles with built-in douches but decided it was a bit early in the morning - phew]

    fracas replied:

    Sorry… I’ve already posted about douches… yesterday.. but oh yes… you said you didn’t understand a word of it.

    fracas replied:

    Speaking of douches though… did you realize it’s a word the young ‘uns use to describe a certain kind of person?

    Ah yes… I know a few of those kind of people…

    lol

    daddyp replied:

    It was only after I read your very informative piece that I did some research. I stopped almost immediately and hid under a cushion …….

    fracas replied:

    Tsk. They always call it ‘research’ don’t they…

    daddyp replied:

    You started it!!! *sticks out tongue …. then runs away* – tee hee

  3. Posted July 22, 2009 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    “One of favourite words”? are we missing something? Have you been left to your own devices? Have you indeed become a robot??
    [love the poster]

    Lo,TG replied:

    I’m on a ‘go slow’!

    daddyp replied:

    Well spotted – I like to put in at least one deliberate mistake – I’ll rectify the matter immediately now you have proved your worth ….

    70steen replied:

    wow finally !!

    daddyp replied:

    I am so kind to you ……. in my own way … tee hee

  4. Posted July 22, 2009 at 10:00 am | Permalink

    Once again a French word…just saying…
    not to be mistaken with Pastis of course!

    daddyp replied:

    The French are responsible for loads of things young Froglet …….. you’d better send me a bottle of Pastis to try ….. just to test it you understand ……. *whistles innocently*

  5. Posted July 22, 2009 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    I had this problem until a while ago.Sometimes even bleeding, this is not a condition to bear with.

    Now I stumbled upon this system that is easy and it doesn’t require expensive medication.In less than two weeks I managed to cure my hemorrhoids naturally.Not only I am now free of hemorrhoids but I also know how to prevent them and what causes them.

    I feel a lot happier and I can honestly say that this is really a miracle.

    Don’t wait, take action now!

    daddyp replied:

    Although you’re spam, I’ll let this one through because it made me laugh …….

  6. Posted July 22, 2009 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    Never mind all that! Did you actually read the poster?! The show features ‘The Chocolate Glamazon’, ‘The Ass that built Seattle’ and – my favourite – ‘The Rhinestone Housewife’. Excellent! Now where’s my tiara…..?

    Although I must confess I had no idea Seattle had been built by a donkey…

    daddyp replied:

    It was ‘The Man, The Myth, The Mustache’ that tickled my funny bone ….. I wonder if the show ever travelled?

    gitwizard replied:

    It did, but came to an end in Seattle…………

    daddyp replied:

    It settled in Seattle? ….. very apt ……

  7. Posted July 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    Not to be confused with this is the uncommon word “postiche,” which means fake.

    I used to find ads in the backs of magazines for “postiche aphrodisiacs.”

    gitwizard replied:

    These mags weren’t from the same people who publish Hemorrhoid Miracle Review and Douche Weekly, by any chance?

    sledpress replied:

    Actually, it was my father’s old Playboys…

    daddyp replied:

    My father only had National Geographics – still, they did a turn – tee hee heeeeeee

  8. Posted July 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    i sometimes sniff my piles, does that make me a pastiche of jumble?

    daddyp replied:

    The rules are slightly different for dogs …… thank heavens …….

  9. Posted July 22, 2009 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    All I’m thinkin’ is I wanna lick your page like it was made of strawberry cream at the moment.

    daddyp replied:

    Well, if you must …… just don’t slobber …….

    John replied:

    Too late. Keys are all sticky. Tissue?

  10. Posted July 23, 2009 at 4:19 am | Permalink

    You’ve got a pretty funny page so maybe I’l just cut and pastiche it into my own. Oh wait you said “imitates that of another work”, not “plagiarizes.” Sorry, my mistake. At any rate, it was intended as flattery and I’ve heard flattery will get you everywhere in this business.

    daddyp replied:

    It’s flatulence that seems to cut the mustard round here – tee hee

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