One of my favourite words:
An artistic work in a style that imitates that of another work, artist, or period.
A confused mixture or jumble.Ed)
Oooooo ……. Jumble!! Another favourite word :
An untidy collection or pile of things. (Jumble? We had a loverly doggie called Jumble, a long time ago. Sniff. Thinks – he used to make piles that made you sniff… Lo,TG Ed)
Oooooo ….. Piles!!!!
Haemorrhoids – a swollen vein or group of veins in the region of the anus. (Censored, too rude! Lo,TG Ed)
Oh dear, why does EVERYTHING always get sooooo medical …….
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Getting dyslexia? Title should be spelled pistache…
Tee hee young Linky, that’s really quite clever …… [giggle - but in a manly way]
Why does everything get so medical? My very thoughts yesterday over at mine when you said you wanted a Puky Whoosh !
It’s a fabulous name – [I was going to say something about saddles with built-in douches but decided it was a bit early in the morning - phew]
Sorry… I’ve already posted about douches… yesterday.. but oh yes… you said you didn’t understand a word of it.
Speaking of douches though… did you realize it’s a word the young ‘uns use to describe a certain kind of person?
Ah yes… I know a few of those kind of people…
lol
It was only after I read your very informative piece that I did some research. I stopped almost immediately and hid under a cushion …….
Tsk. They always call it ‘research’ don’t they…
You started it!!! *sticks out tongue …. then runs away* – tee hee
“One of favourite words”? are we missing something? Have you been left to your own devices? Have you indeed become a robot??
[love the poster]
I’m on a ‘go slow’!
Well spotted – I like to put in at least one deliberate mistake – I’ll rectify the matter immediately now you have proved your worth ….
wow finally !!
I am so kind to you ……. in my own way … tee hee
Once again a French word…just saying…
not to be mistaken with Pastis of course!
The French are responsible for loads of things young Froglet …….. you’d better send me a bottle of Pastis to try ….. just to test it you understand ……. *whistles innocently*
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I feel a lot happier and I can honestly say that this is really a miracle.
Don’t wait, take action now!
Although you’re spam, I’ll let this one through because it made me laugh …….
Never mind all that! Did you actually read the poster?! The show features ‘The Chocolate Glamazon’, ‘The Ass that built Seattle’ and – my favourite – ‘The Rhinestone Housewife’. Excellent! Now where’s my tiara…..?
Although I must confess I had no idea Seattle had been built by a donkey…
It was ‘The Man, The Myth, The Mustache’ that tickled my funny bone ….. I wonder if the show ever travelled?
It did, but came to an end in Seattle…………
It settled in Seattle? ….. very apt ……
Not to be confused with this is the uncommon word “postiche,” which means fake.
I used to find ads in the backs of magazines for “postiche aphrodisiacs.”
These mags weren’t from the same people who publish Hemorrhoid Miracle Review and Douche Weekly, by any chance?
Actually, it was my father’s old Playboys…
My father only had National Geographics – still, they did a turn – tee hee heeeeeee
i sometimes sniff my piles, does that make me a pastiche of jumble?
The rules are slightly different for dogs …… thank heavens …….
All I’m thinkin’ is I wanna lick your page like it was made of strawberry cream at the moment.
Well, if you must …… just don’t slobber …….
Too late. Keys are all sticky. Tissue?
You’ve got a pretty funny page so maybe I’l just cut and pastiche it into my own. Oh wait you said “imitates that of another work”, not “plagiarizes.” Sorry, my mistake. At any rate, it was intended as flattery and I’ve heard flattery will get you everywhere in this business.
It’s flatulence that seems to cut the mustard round here – tee hee