He started the engine and instead of turning left he turned right and headed for the hospital.
He arrived at A&E and eventually spoke to the triage nurse.
She made copious notes.
He sat patiently waiting to be called in to see a doctor.
Eventually his patience paid off and he became an official patient.
“My, my, my” said the doctor, she was rather attractive ….. which didn’t help much at all, “very unusual …….. I won’t ask what happened.”
She consulted with a colleague and they set to work.
He was rewarded with a cup of tea and a biscuit and sent home.