Can anyone recommend a Paint Drying course? I’ve tried Political Science and Grouting, but unfortunately retained some interest.
I’m considering Shakespeare, as I’ve always found his stuff rather tedious, but I always end up laughing when I see ‘Bottom’ written down.
By the way, I have actually tried watching paint dry, and I now have a tremendous amount of data on gloss as opposed to matt, and their different stickability qualities with regard to flies on projected time-lines, taking into consideration humidity, temperature, genus and movement of air. I know, I know! – more work must be done on seasonal variations and geographical position – sheesh, there are only 24 hours in the day. I can also report that a watched kettle does boil.
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What about a watched phone, does it ring?
Good plan – that might do the trick – I’ll keep it on my lappy top and do a touch of multi-tasking – I musn’t waste a minute …..
But how many times did you watch such kettle to ensure you’re correct?
Over the past four weeks I’ve watched it …. [hang on I'll count it up - I need to take my socks off] ….. over several times. I agree accuracy is paramount …
Sounds like Norwegian birth control to me.
Is that a referral to “Norwegian Wood”? ……tra-la
Is that like ‘doing it’ to a knothole in a tree?
While that might sound bizarre to many of the good folks out there, my ‘research’ suggests there’s actually a splinter group of Norwegians who do just that…
(70steen… where are you already? This page is in desperate need of more female input… as you can see…)
I agree – I’ll put on a dress ……
Why, I bet he looks scrumpdilee-icious in a dress.
A Freudian slip? ………. again. [Please see reply to comment below which I spotted first - the whole system is beginning to crash around my ears now]
rather than seek out a course I think you are quite possibly qualified to teach it … or you could wait until ‘the cows come home’
Obviously I’ve waited until the llama came home ….. in fact, that reminds me, I’ve got to get a key cut for Gertrude ……
…… and HA HA HA HA ………………….. tsk
wow that was a very hearty laugh *snigger*
Mmmmmmmmmm ……..
I’m sorry. I’ve been busy learning all about whether or not one can actually break their penis (not that I have one or anything, but you know… these things interest me) and I’ve had to postpone the paint drying course, well… ’cause frankly my interests are more exciting.
You should spend more time at the fraccy blogs DP.
I can hardly type now – my eyes are watering …….. I get very emotional ……
How about teaching a course on making lead penises? Whooooops…(Fracas distracted me!)….I mean bananas?!
Fracas is a distraction which is a bad thing when trying to find a Paint Drying course.
I’m not looking to teach again although I must admit, I did enjoy watching my students nod off ……..
Oh pish. I take pride in how I use my blogs for such educational purposes. Education is always a suitable distraction.
I’m not convinced that you are quite up to speed on the concept of the Paint Drying Course Fraccy …….
[You're up jolly late aren't you? I get very confused on this time-line thingy - fancy a cuppa?]
Well, see now if you read my comment (#4) you would know that I fully admit to knowing nothing about the Paint Drying Course. I can’t be expected to be interested in a Paint Drying Course when there are penises to research.
Sheesh. Have we goddesses taught you nothing?
That reminds me of the joke “You think I know f*** nothing – but I know f*** all” – tee hee
Bananas don’t break (like penises), they just mush.
They make rather tasty bread once mushed too, more than I can say for a broken penis…
Your research sounds very thorough Fraccy – which is no more than I would expect ……. keep up the hard work ……
Yes well, when researching broken penises, ‘hard’ is the word that seems to keep ‘coming up’…
How many broken penii does it take to make the bread of Fracas? Let’s…find…out!
A one…a two…a OMG, WTFIsSheDOING TO THEM!
For goodness sake, go and watch some paint drying before you hurt yourself!!!!!!! ……… too late ….. oh dear
But…she’s dicking around breaking penii, MAN!
We’re talkin’ broken PENII! Have you ever thought of what it would take for your penis to be bent SO far over it would actually break?
It’d be like having a indent and it’d flip flop at that point the rest of your life! I mean, what in all that’s holy makes her THINK of these things!
Her love of all men I suppose …….. tee hee
I should know better than to even suggest you men should actually read anything we goddesses write, but just for kicks and giggles, I’ll assume you might.
I wrote (at the fraccy blog) that I had been reading the news and there was a story about a character on Grey’s Anatomy who broke his penis. Naturally, having a blog full of scientific research and important medical findings in order to help those suffering and in need of information… I had to research it for myself and report back to the people.
So yeah… that’s how I think of these things.
Oh… and I suppose what DP said.
…… and a very thorough exposé it is young Fraccy …….
it gives a completely different meaning to having ‘lead in your pencil’… having ‘lead in your banana’ just doesn’t seem right somehow??
There’s an awful lot of things round here that doesn’t seem right – tee hee
My teeny weeny peeny hurts at the thought of her thoughts about other penii.
…that didn’t come off right.
A Freudian slip perchance? ……….
It seems that you may finally have found your niche. Why don’t you apply for a government grant to extend your research into this fascinating area. I hear that Mr Brown is quite keen to spend my money on large public sector projects in order to prevent the banking system imploding, and I can imagine this is just the sort of thing he has in mind…
I shall submit a proposal immediately – in triplicate – stating I have the support of at least one tax payer …. ta
Personally, I like to see “Bottom” written up.
See – you’ve made me giggle ……
Just so long as you don’t dislocate them – - -
That was supposed to be aimed at the frac(turing) person.
You have to aim very carefully – she’s a slippery customer ……..
I am no… whoops.
I knew it!
I agree. It’s always best if they’re kept in the appropriate location. (tee hee)
You could always join me in Efficient Markets Theory, Weak and Semi-Strong Forms. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz On second thought, watching paint dry sounds waaaay better.
Interjected with some Twittering I notice ……… tsk
Too exciting for me – I’m in need of a lie down after reading the title.
Fracas, I cannot tell you how I know this okay? You’ll just have to trust me. But the answer is yes. That particular part of the male anatomy can be broken.
I will not say one way or the other if I took part in the event or not. But, it happened and when it does it remains just a little crooked for life.
I also can report that at the moment of the break one does make very loud moans and groans from pain. To say the least, the excitement of the moment comes to an end instantly.
Oh DP…you do bring out the devil in us!!
Fraccy started it! – tee hee – and once again my eyes are watering ……… oh dear
WoW!!!!!!!
I should open up the ‘Confessional’ again ….. ooooo, you might not have been around then come to think of it ……..
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