PAINT DRYING COURSE

Can anyone recommend a Paint Drying course? I’ve tried Political Science and Grouting, but unfortunately retained some interest.

I’m considering Shakespeare, as I’ve always found his stuff rather tedious, but I always end up laughing when I see ‘Bottom’ written down.

By the way, I have actually tried watching paint dry, and I now have a tremendous amount of data on gloss as opposed to matt, and their different stickability qualities with regard to flies on projected time-lines, taking into consideration humidity, temperature, genus and movement of air. I know, I know! – more work must be done on seasonal variations and geographical position – sheesh, there are only 24 hours in the day. I can also report that a watched kettle does boil.

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