“I say I say I say, my dog has no nose. How does he smell? He can’t.
What’s brown and sticky? A pile of poo.
I think I’m a pair of curtains. Go away, you’re mad.
What’s brown, steams and comes out of Cowes? Poo
Knock knock! Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Beryl
Two guys walk into a bar. A third guy joins them.
Why can’t a nose be 12” long? Because that’s impossible.
What lives on the bottom of the ocean and shivers? A cold bottom dweller.
A man goes into hospital with six plastic horses jammed up his bum. The doctors described his condition as embarrassing.
Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with poo.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, it’s a chimney. Chimneys can’t talk.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.”
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