Anyone that puts one of my slippers against their nose usually requires medical attention …… for several reasons – they very often turn to drugs after the experience ……. oh ……. I see ….. tee hee
The time is coming when Google Earth will be live! And they will have clear definition from a five ft height! We will all be able to check out the green lady in your hedge – - – and other things.
The plaid shorts and striped shirt is his today-I-pretend-I’m-a-hippy outfit. You can’t imagine how often he has his fracretary send it to the cleaners. I think it’s his favorite dress-up.
Did you notice the tear in his shorts? I’m not sure if he really wanted to let it all hang out quite to that extent, but I suppose he wasn’t counting on google to reveal all to the world.
Tsk tsk. Poor DP.
{{The rest of you should copy the photo, open it in Photoshop or Paintshop Pro, and then just zoom.}}
We call them ‘Kleenex’ here, because we love to adopt brand names into our vocabulary and make sure that forever and ever, no other company can ever hope to do as well selling the same product.
daddyp replied: April 17th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Actually we do as well …… I call most things ‘Own Brand’ – tee hee
Don’t leave that hoe there DP, somebody’ll trip over it and have a nasty accident. Remember how much it cost after your last run-in with the HSE ? The scout incident ? Fracas told me she was up to her neck in subpoenas………………..
Sadly, that is a thing of the past. In the glorious days of the 70s (which a certain lovely and fraccy sis does her best to keep alive) they were indeed called ‘thongs’ but nowadays even across the pond in our direction, folks are calling them flip-flops.
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I can’t see anything. Only green. Are you a goblin?
Go down from the roundabout, turn right and first right and there I am, wearing pink …… clear as mud!
Seen it before DP.
There had to be extensive GoogleEarth mapping of East Sussex a couple of months ago to monitor massive excavations in the Rye Harbour area.
Apparently there were major seismic disturbances in the Pett Level area.
I’m surprised your fracretary hasn’t kept you up to date on this.
Mind you, she’s been missing for a while……………….
I’m beginning to suspect she keeps rather a lot from me ……. my pipe and slippers are missing for a start ….
She’s probably in the cupboard, takin’ a drag off the pipe then shovin’ the slipper against her nose inhaling deeply. rotflmao
Anyone that puts one of my slippers against their nose usually requires medical attention …… for several reasons – they very often turn to drugs after the experience ……. oh ……. I see ….. tee hee
She’s probably under an arsarmed name. You’d have better luck getting to the bottom of it all.
I don’t use arsarmed names… that would be dishonest. I’ll have you know, I was born with this name!
….. and a lovely name it is too Fracarse …
I think JC is lucky to live so far from Saskratcheweeoon.
I’m not even gonna ask where ‘Trailer Park Cityville’ is…………………
Thanks boss. It sounds a bit foreign though, doesn’t it? Like perhaps from some Nordic country?
GW – you’ve spelled it wrong. It’s Fracskatchewan!
GW lies!
I can see in the faces of all the wannabe gangstas he knows EXACTLY where he’s been before.
Too bad they ain’t got 3D. I’d zoom down, pivot, and check out your loo when you weren’t watchin’.
[Note to self - invest in blackout blinds ASAP]
[Mission Notes: Farmhouse cache 1.5 clicks away holds one pair of UV/IR/Heat goggles]
[Note to self - stay in fridge for as long as possible]
(prepares a campfire and starts cookin’ beans with a bit of whiskey)
[Note to self - try beans with whisky]
Note to anyone on GoogleStreeet: Banana and honey.
Right about now, I’ve almost made my very first “DP”, cause of what all’s in it.
Cannawon’t ever make a “GW” though.
Ain’t enough.
Are you talking DP dolls like Reaction Man!!! – fantastic ……
The time is coming when Google Earth will be live! And they will have clear definition from a five ft height! We will all be able to check out the green lady in your hedge – - – and other things.
Luckily I have nothing to hide …… which is shame really ……..
Now I’ve left an ‘a’ out …… I hope Google Earth didn’t spot my mistake ……
you should complain to Google and request for your face and other parts of your body to be blurred…just a suggestion…
Doing the world a favour I suppose young Sylvie …. OK, I’ll get onto that straaaaaaight away …….
please tell me you are wearing pink and are not mowing naked again !!!!
someone has broken blogger or hasn’t paid the bill… will have to hang out here a while
Oh, I was just going to pop over and see if you had organised the competition yet …… I’m darning as I type …..
I’m just trying to work out exactly what day they must have taken that photo …… mmmmmmm ……. perhaps and that’s as far as I can go really …..
love what you’ve done with your hair. but plaid shorts and a striped t-shirt? ouch….
Luckily the sock-suspenders and sandals aren’t showing ……
The plaid shorts and striped shirt is his today-I-pretend-I’m-a-hippy outfit. You can’t imagine how often he has his fracretary send it to the cleaners. I think it’s his favorite dress-up.
Did you notice the tear in his shorts? I’m not sure if he really wanted to let it all hang out quite to that extent, but I suppose he wasn’t counting on google to reveal all to the world.
Tsk tsk. Poor DP.
{{The rest of you should copy the photo, open it in Photoshop or Paintshop Pro, and then just zoom.}}
Giggles.
If anyone does do that, I’d just like to say it was rather chilly when the photo was taken and everything is foreshortened from that angle …..
Perhaps this is really how we should decide who 70s will decide should win those candy bars from her contest?
Giggle, snort… runs like mad before anyone notices that comment.
Is your Fracretary related to John C ? They seem to know a lot about giggling and snorting ?
It’s an ‘across the pond’ thing. If I ever visit I’m going to take plenty of tissues …….
We call them ‘Kleenex’ here, because we love to adopt brand names into our vocabulary and make sure that forever and ever, no other company can ever hope to do as well selling the same product.
Actually we do as well …… I call most things ‘Own Brand’ – tee hee
Don’t leave that hoe there DP, somebody’ll trip over it and have a nasty accident. Remember how much it cost after your last run-in with the HSE ? The scout incident ? Fracas told me she was up to her neck in subpoenas………………..
She really must get my act together ……
I try daily…
Oh that was too easy. I can spot your smile from miles away!
That’s ‘cos of all that bargain dental work DP’s just had done, do you want to borrow my Raybans ?
I never smile VPL – it’s completely against my nature – tee hee
I’m looking gorgeous – on a dark day in a fog ……
Your GoogleStreet image is a little blurry, but i’ll take your word for it.
VPL ? Oh no, is this another internet term i’ve got to look up ??
I wonder if it is ……. mmmmmmmmm?
I always thought it meant ‘Visible Pantie Line’, didn’t want to mention it earlier, you know how sensitive the Goddess bloggers are……………………
They say that’s why they wear thongs. Thongs are just floss that’s not waxed. I say for no VPL, one should just go SAP (Sans All Panties).
This is getting very technical around here …….
I’m lost now. My Australian mate Bruce tells me a ‘thong’ is a sort of beach sandal……………
Those Canadians are very strange……
Sadly, that is a thing of the past. In the glorious days of the 70s (which a certain lovely and fraccy sis does her best to keep alive) they were indeed called ‘thongs’ but nowadays even across the pond in our direction, folks are calling them flip-flops.
I believe you own one …… tee hee heeeeee
Oooh don’t know if I ought to reveal this.
I’ve been SAP for years now, Google haven’t sussed this yet……………………………
I’d venture to guess that most men go sans panties. Not all mind you, but most.
Have you been doing an in depth investigation Fracas? Just askin………………….
I didn’t want to tell the blogosphere about my blue lace Dolce & Gabannas that I bought last week……………(£87 !)
I do like to put my heart into my ‘work’ you know. I’m very dilligent (and thorough) when it comes to research.
I recognized your forearms.
Well spotted DM, but you’ve just blown 70s Rock comp, that’ll keep her busy……………………
I was *flexing* just for you Drowsey …..
Hi there,
Can i get a one small picture from your site?
Have a nice day
Oh please do – you’re very welcome ……