ONLINE BANKING …….

….. or what happens when you’ve forgotten your password and you have to actually phone the help-line.

onlinebanking

*ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ……………….. ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring*

Hello Bankers Bonus Bank, how can I help you?

I’ve forgotten my password

I’ll have to run through some security questions with you Sir

OK

What’s your name?

Papersurfer

First name?

Daddy

Date of birth?

None of your business

Sex?

Once or twice

Address?

Sometimes, but I usually wear trousers

Memorable event?

I’ve forgotten

Your first pets name?

Gertrude

Mother’s maiden name?

No idea – I wasn’t born then

That’s fine Mr Papersurfer – what can I do for you?

I’ve forgotten my password

*sound of clicking*

‘Gingernut’

Don’t mind if I do

You’re welcome …… goodbye.

Wishing that no avid reader has to ring a help-line over the weekend ….. might see you on Monday….. *virtual hugs*

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