NUTS

I was sitting on the sofa mulling over the intricacies of controlling unexpected hair growth when I noticed that Lo, she is a terrible Goddess was staring intently at me.
It was very disconcerting.
She continued staring.

“What?”

“I was just looking to see if there was any sign of intelligent life.”

I uncrossed and recrossed my legs sending the bowl of nuts on the coffee table flying through the air. They landed, sounding like machine gun fire.

I knelt down to pick them up.

The searing pain in my knees made me realise that it isn’t a good idea to put the broken shells back in the bowl.

Now don’t tell me that isn’t an intelligent thought ………..
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(There wouldn’t be much point really, would there? And nobody else needs telling. Lo, TG Ed)

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