MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

After much thought I have decided to make only one new year resolution. Somehow or other, I’ve got to try and be less of a ‘babe magnet’.

I’ve noticed that goddesses have even been crossing to the other side of the street when I walk by, to try and avoid the animal magnetism that pervades my every pore.

My wit, charm, intelligence and modesty must be hidden so that other peabrains stand a chance with the laydeeeeeeeees.

I haven’t taken this decision lightly as I know that goddesses throughout the world will be shedding tears and ripping their hair out in handfuls at this very moment.

If it gets too much to bear, do as Lo she is a terrible Goddess does, feign indifference and accuse me of snoring.
I know the chances are now very slim but do try and have A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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6 Comments

  1. 70steen
    Posted January 1, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Gawd that is a tough resolution to keep up … good luck with that

    ….. oh and Happy New Year to you and TG :-)

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    ….. and a very Happy New Year to you. [Please mend my broadband NOW!!!!!]

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    70steen replied: January 1st, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    you gotta hammer and blue tac??

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    The TG has just been onto BT – apparently there’s a fault on the line ……. who would have thought it! ……… sheeeeeeeesh

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  2. Jen
    Posted January 1, 2009 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    Perhaps if you went with a slightly less attractive cardboard box… ;)

    Happy New Year, DP!

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    The TG has suggested that I go out with a paperbag over my head ……… several times

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    …… oh, and a Happy New Year Jen ….. [is the office space still tidy?]

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    Jen replied: January 1st, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    As a matter of fact, it is! Go, me!

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    daddyp replied: January 2nd, 2009 at 12:00 am

    I give it about 48 hrs before chaos reigns once again ………

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  3. Kate
    Posted January 1, 2009 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    no no my dear – stick to my philosophy – if you’ve got it…flaunt it!!!! Good luck!

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    It’s just that it seems so unfair to all the other peabrains in the world – tee hee

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    Kate replied: January 1st, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    there are times when they just have to get on with it…

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    I feel sooooo guilty ……………. not

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  4. thinkinfyou
    Posted January 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    Happy New Year!! Good luck with your problem!!

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    See what I mean – you just can’t keep away – tee hee.

    Happy New Year VPL – hopefully, I’ll be back soon. The TG is on the case!!!!!!!

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  5. Karen
    Posted January 1, 2009 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    My New Years resolution is to stop making New Year resolutions, oh hang on I’ve broke it already, aaarrrrgghhhh THE HORROR!!!

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    daddyp replied: January 1st, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Life is very complicated …….. take it from one who knows ………… not me obviously. Happy New Year Karen!

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  6. Olga, the Traveling Bra
    Posted January 2, 2009 at 5:33 am | Permalink

    I dont think you should change anything!

    ‘Cept maybe your undercrackers.

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    daddyp replied: January 2nd, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Good idea – I’ll throw away my ‘lucky’ ones although they do have some antique value ……

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