…… for more years than I can remember has been to own a car park situated above a beautiful beach in the West Country.

I would build myself a very comfortable shed with tea making facilities, a sofa and an interweave connection.

I would practice discrimination.

Nice looking families with polite parents and children would pay 50p a day.

Dodgy looking troupes with ‘orrible, noisy kids and parents that look as though they would drop litter and play loud music would have to pay £100 an hour.

No dogs allowed.

Single blokes not allowed.

Goddesses in skimpy bikinis would be paid.

I have no idea if I’d lose or make a fortune ……. but I’d still like to do it.