I woke up suddenly. It was pitch black except for any eerie green eye watching me from the foot of the bed.
I didn’t dare wake Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, to protect me …… waking her would be worse.
I slowly moved my right arm out from under the covers and groped for the nearest weapon – the alarm clock – perfect!
I took aim, my eyes glued on the target.
Man the protector, man the hunter, man the peabrain saved the day!!!!
He successfully broke the alarm clock, dented the vacuum cleaner that had been accidentally left in the bedroom still plugged in with the standby light on and awoke the TG.
Oh pooh ……….
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Stumble It!
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thank heavens it was only the vacuum cleaner – I thought it might have been the dvd player
That vacuum cleaner sucks …… it really put the wind up me …….
I hardly think you should be blaming the vacuum cleaner for your ‘wind’ issues. Geez, some folks will try anything…
It sucks and blows you know …….
*snigger*..you are Frank Spencer …. !!
I’m not!!!! just a nervous and sensitive soul just trying to be a knight in shining armour ….. admittedly, there’s some way to go …..
Do you know that these days you can get a special attachment for for your vacuum that’ll clean that armour?
Oh,I guess you’ll need a new vacuum though!
I’d recommend a Panasonic these days………….
We went down the Miele route and then there’s Henry of course …….. a mixed blessing
Being a vacuum expert, I must send my condolences
if you have destroyed a Miele.
I guess you’ve been out shopping for a new model,
best bet now is still the Panasonic, or one of those top of the range Dysons.
I am SO sorry for your loss LO,TG………
Tis only a dent ….. seems to be fine …. probably
You’ve managed to complete the entire day’s work even before you’ve had your breakfast! All in all, I’d call it a success.
I’m terribly efficient …….
Like many things these days, they don’t make vacuum cleaners like they used to. Now had it been the old Hoover 912 model, it would have survived a close encounter with a grandfather clock !
…… or a grenade probably. I remember when you had to be a weight-lifter to get the things upstairs …… mind you, now we live in a bungalowroofonit ….. mmmmmm
Your right, do you remember that stoopid show on TV years ago? I think it was Daley Thompson and a load of other twats, hauling loads of vintage vacuums around the White City greyhound track?
I’m happy to report that I don’t …….. sounds like a narrow escape …..
Can you believe that post at your secretary’s blog?
I have to say i’m shocked!
You weren’t meant to mention the surprise!!!!! You’ll be in for it now ………
Can I hide in your cupboard again?
But don’t tell LO,TG…………
Just quickly popped over to Saskacthewoon, don’t think she’s noticed yet…………..
Oh no, did I f***up ?
What country should I get a ticket to?
I’ve always fancied Chile……..
I’ll say nothing …… but watch out if Fraccy finds you ……. tee hee
I can’t keep up with all these youngterers like 70,s and Fracas. They’ve got so much energy. It wears me out just
reading them…..phew……
Just sit back and relax GW …… and let them do all the work …….. that’s my theory anyway …..
As you know DP, i’m easily confused. But has your Canadian
employee accidentally taken all that LSD she was saving for a very rainy day?
Guess I now need an even more secure hiding place than your under-stairs cupboard?
How about I hang over the cliff?
I think I should build a basement …… I feel there could be a demand ……
Flying an aircraft is a breeze. Am I expected to know what
a LitUrl is ?
That’s something to do with Alexa I believe – never bothered with it myself. Some say it’s terribly important …… *shrugs shoulders*
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