I woke up suddenly. It was pitch black except for any eerie green eye watching me from the foot of the bed.

I didn’t dare wake Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, to protect me …… waking her would be worse.
I slowly moved my right arm out from under the covers and groped for the nearest weapon – the alarm clock – perfect!
I took aim, my eyes glued on the target.
Man the protector, man the hunter, man the peabrain saved the day!!!!

He successfully broke the alarm clock, dented the vacuum cleaner that had been accidentally left in the bedroom still plugged in with the standby light on and awoke the TG.

Oh pooh ……….