Lo she is a terrible Goddess cut my hair yesterday. I look gorgeous. In fact there really aren’t enough mirrors in the world now. I’m fabulous.
The TG has been cutting my hair since before we got married – so that’s about 45 years.
There was only one occasion when I had to go to a ‘professional’ to have it cut because the TG was suffering from a bad back.
We were living on a boat in Brighton Marina. Luckily there was a uni-sex hairy salon thingy there. I booked myself in.
The whole experience was very upsetting. The lady who cut my hair was very buxom and I swear at one point I was completely surrounded – and we’d only just met! If the same situation crops up again I’ll cut my own hair with a lawn mower and some garden shears or possibly use a blowtorch or I suppose this person might be able to help soon.
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Stumble It!
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i’m still trying to bore everyone silly about The Tour
de France.
Pub-Quiz question:
What is the only sporting event that you need a haircut in?
I don’t know – what is the only sporting event you need a hair cut for?
Not FOR DP, IN!!!!!
Geez, try to keep up.
It’s the ‘Tour’ innit?
Takes 3 weeks!
When you got all those drugs coursing through your veins, your hair grows at 4 times normal!
Oh ‘during’ – of course. Do ’round the world yachtspeople’ just let it grow then? This is all very confusing ……..
Hmm, good point DP, I just lifted that quote from a book about LeTour. I’ve read all of Tristram Jones’ books BTW, on one of his voyages he had to do some very painful diy dental work, anyway don’t start me on sailing, i’ll bore all your readers to tears, what about Donald Crowhurst, and Bernard Moitissier……
The Donald Crowhurst saga was fascinating …… and very sad …..
Gosh I thought that scenario would be a distinct advantage for a bloke …….
Maybe Olga’s BM could come across the pond & practice her pin curls???
Yes, well, I may have had a bad back, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t keeping an eye on Things…..
As, apparently, you are at the moment my angel …….
I don’t know DP… after you used her to haul rubble, I wouldn’t trust Olga to trim those locks if I were you…
I think I’d wait until she’s fully trained ….. once something has been snipped off, it takes ages to grow again ……
Unless you live in Bakabeyond, Saskatchewoon of course.
Wikipedia says that scientists now think that because of all the waste being dumped there by aliens millenia ago, “Homo Erectus will grow brains that can
outstrip todays computers. This of course will render them vulnerable to the CIA”.
Wow… good thing I don’t live in Bakabeyond, Saskatchewoon then! I’m a little farther over to the west… in Fracskatchewan. It’s slowly thawing over here, should be quite lovely in about six more months.
I don’t think DP would’ve posted you and your frac family to a danger spot Fracas. As you well know,
he can sometimes seem to lose the plot, but LO,TG
always finds it again for him, parks him in his
favourite armchair, and in no time he’s got that
peabrain up and running (well at least at 45%).
Have you looked at that hound over at at mine by the
way?
Very rare over here, but I guess you can hardly move for the flocks of ‘em roaming in
Sackscrratchewing ?
I’m learning a lot in here today – I think I’ll take copious notes and then write a thesis. I quite fancy a Nobel prize …… it can’t be that difficult ……. can it?
I can just see you as one of those OU profs, you could even teach me, er, you’re NOT my prof on my upcoming Social Science course are you?
I’ve managed to avoid teaching for several years now and it’s my intention to continue ….. tee hee
“knock, knock!!”
hello…
just walking out of my box, to see others!
*twirl*
There you are!!!! Gosh – haven’t seen you for ages!!! Any news about a job? and how are the new people you’re sharing with? – come on – spill the beans ……
*twirly hugs* *thud*
Note to self – multi-tasking is STILL a no-no ….
okay, no news about the job. sigh. still…
but the new people in the “gaf” is brilliant!! they are nice. one a guy and other one is a girl. basically, they are nice to me. so only that matters!
oh, and how i wish it will be a lot more easier to find a job! i’m tired. but, i have a volunteering work tomorrow. looking after a charity shop! yayy! at least it would fill up my day.
*twirl and a big big twirl for daddy!!”
P/S: you might have to practise more, as it has been a while… it has…. haha… hello to TG!
Glad the people are nice – I gather you might have to learn Australian now.
ǝǝɥ ǝǝʇ – ʍoɥ ʍouʞ noʎ uǝɥʍ – ʎsɐǝ ʎɹǝʌ s,ʇı
*sedate stagger* – that’ll do for now ….. at my age.
oh, by the way, i just tagged you in my blog! i know you don’t do tag games, but this is slightly different. you might want to do this one though!
good night, or should i say… ¿ʇɥƃıu pooƃ
*down sidedn lɹıʍʇ*
Oh dear, I’ll pop over and have a look …….. as soon as I’ve had more coffee ……. *slow twirl with a hint of acceleration*
Love it b4by and DP, but I met a friend today, who I pointed this way.
Tessa is only used to Facebook, or some such nonsense, but I gave her my e-mail address, i’m ‘grooming’ her.
She will soon be horribly hooked to the Blogosphere, *laughs fiendishly*……………
It is a tad addictive …… but I can handle it ….. no problem ….. everything’s under control …… just one more post and that’ll be it …..
Hmmmmm…..TG cuts your hair, does she?
My BM would be honored to cut ALL of your hairs! Assuming you having more than one….tee-hee…
XOXO
They seem to be on the march and keep popping up in unexpected places. If you can spot one do feel free to snip it – please thank the BM for being available …..
UPDATE! BM is learning the art of WAXING!!! he-he-he….this could be FUN!!! For her.
There will be no waxing lyrical round here!!!!! – far too painful ….. *hugs*