.
I’m a very demanding peabrain and insist that things are done my way.
“I want chicken and bacon for dinner.”
“We’re having pasta.”
“I want chicken and bacon with pasta – I don’t mind if you leave out the chicken ……. or the bacon.”
Only tell a dog that is already sitting to sit.
.
Stumble It!
10 Comments
I wonder how long your forward planning skills are??? & where they are as good as your negotiation ones
[have you tried plugging it in??.... just sayin']
Can you and Fracas not retrieve him from that black hole? Or should we send out a search party? Shall I fire up the mini-submarine? Has he been eaten by Nooter?
I think fire up a large submarine…. it looks like it is more serious than we thought
http://t1.imagechef.com/ic/imgout/sampb7735e03b7be92a3.jpg
Love it! rofl
hee hee I will just attach it again as I realised I hadn’t saved it … doh!!!
http://cdn-users1.imagechef.com/ic/stored/2/090710/sampa5ece029c4f4f8a1.jpg
oh both work hey ho !!!
Used to be that DaddyP responded to our nonsense, so it’s just a chat room now then?
ah yes I remember those days ….. *wistful sigh*
chatrooms are fun if you know the other folks… it’s when you don’t know them that you just get dumbnut folks who post things like “show me your boobs” and all.
Wait. I think that’s my blog I’m talking about…
“Show me…”
…nah, it’s even gross thinkin’ of askin’ her now. Ick.
ROFL
I have shown everyone my boobs. Have you forgotten?
If you did, then they got lost in the masses. Smooshings don’t count either. Covered areolas neither.
Meh!
The boobs of Fraccy are world famous young John …. they tend to be quite perky coming from Canadialand an’ all ………
John, it was this post: Do You Want To See My Boobs?
DP – I’m quite relieved that everyone has finally come to understand that my boobs are in fact, Canadian. Some have denied it and fought considerably rather than admit it, so this confirmation from you is most appreciated. I’ll be sure to direct everyone to this comment in the future.
(Are you sure you’re ok, or did one of those bricks fall on your head?)
DP – You’re seeing double.
Fracas – As stated, you too.
That’s only one breast. Partial at best.
…and STOP MAKIN’ FUN OF ME AND BRICKS!
I see one…ONE TIT! There is ONLY ONE TIT!
If I was seeing double wouldn’t there be ….. oh never mind …… I’ll have a Google ….
John.. you are terribly confused. I have indeed, written about tits, but they were blue tits.
Sheesh. The link I left above clearly shows boobs, not tits… and there are indeed TWO.
I was just thinking…
Do you suppose we’d get much response if we started taking up a collection to help defray the costs of
some new shoes and another vacation at Butlinslooking for him?It’s such a sad photo, surely it would tug at some heartstrings and all…
How you all can remain so calm and jolly I’ll never know ….. have you no idea of the pain and anguish?
Actually, with acceptance came a peace that allowed me to do some serious snoozing and nibbling of cold turkey sandwiches …..
Well, now that you’re back… I’m sure we’ll all get to experience pain and anguish…
I do like to share …….
Well as usual your post makes perfect sense, and I must congratulate you on the clever title that directed me here:
http://maxim.gsfc.nasa.gov/
presumably your connection disappeared down a black hole yesterday, I know the problem…….
I’d settle for having someone cook anything for my dinner
I can do a mean pecan and blueberry flapjack.
You can? And you’ve flown over the fraccy yard how many times without stopping even once to offer to make some for me?
I may have to throw tomatoes at your blog in the night too.
I’ll DHL you some Fraccy, the ginger and coconut is delicious too.
I’m beginning to feel a bit peckish now ….
Is feeling a peckish anything like handling a bushel? Is it legal in Europe? What is the age of ‘whatever’ over there for fornicating with a peckish?
And what sexual persuasion…IS…a peckish?
Going to have to Google that as well ….. you’re keeping me very busy John ……
DHL? What is DHL? Will they still be safe to eat afterwards? Oh my… I’m a bit worried now…
You can trust GW …… I do …… mind you, there was the time when …… whoops, I promised never to mention that ………
Love the photo, Boxer dogs are mad, maybe they should wear boxes on their heads?
We have some friends with a boxer ….. definitely the leader of the pack ….. he runs rings around all of them …… and, as you say, bonkers.
ha ha ha! oh that picture reminds me of my friends the boxer twins Bosco and Roscoe, theyre always wrastlin’ with each other.
also, mmmm… chicken and bacon and ol’ git…
Hello Nooter – please stop salivating ….. thank you
I’ll try that with Milo…save me a fortune at dog training classes.
Wouldn’t a large boxer squish poor Milo?
Try a random rabbit.
I hear it works on husbands too… but I wouldn’t know that by personal experience or anything… nooooo…
Hello Diane, good point GW, Fraccy ……………… TSK
…. OK… Sit?
That would perfect without the question mark ….. practice makes perfect.
Alright… Sit.
OK OK, no need to shout …….. sheeeeeesh
I WASN’T SHOUTING! “tee-hee”
You’ve started ‘tee heeing’ now – excellent!
Well ‘taa-haa’ just doesn’t have the same feeling… And I’d sound dumb if I said ‘yuk-yuk’…
It’s all very tricky – has your Mum sorted out her comment box yet? It was definitely misbehaving ….
Demanding, Demanding, Demanding!!! I am quite demanding myself. I like your style.
Indeed I am ……. and frequently disappointed …… oh well
Chicken and bacon?! Where’s the veggies? The grains? *tsk*….you really do need more fiber in yer diet Daddy P.
XOXO
And where have you been young Olga? …… having a good clear out by the sound of all that fibre ….. tee hee
I dunno where I’ve been. But I know where I’m goin’! Somewhere sweeeeeeeeet.
A chocolate factory? an ice-cream parlour? ….a sweet shop!!!!!?! …..
I don’t know- about her comment box- I don’t ever comment on her blog.
I’ll have another look later ……