I’ve just dug Belle out of storage ……. bless her.

She’s 23 years old and has created 100s of tons of concrete and cement over the years.
Her chassis so rusted that in parts she looks as though she’s dressed in Flemish lace. Her electrical connection has died so I’ve just hard wired her heart in a way that would give a Health and Safety worker an epileptic fit. I just want her to do another few tons of ‘grey’ stuff.
Why is she female? …… because she just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on …….. tee hee.


(You mean, she’s got incredible powers of endurance, having struggled with years of back breaking difficulties. That is what you meant, isn’t it, Peabrain?  Lo,TG Ed)


(Yes dear, that’s exactly what I meant ………. in a way)