I find that I am in need of a stalker. All stars need at least one stalker.
If interested please leave me your details and a brief run down on why you think that you’d be suitable – the only criterion I have is that you’ve got a pulse.
Good luck ……..
[Terms and conditions apply as far as remuneration is concerned – the successful candidate will have these explained in full detail – you’ll probably only have to pay a few £££’s a week]
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Stumble It!
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Oh unlucky for me I already have a more than full time employ …
* wondering if it is time for a career change though???*… *slaps own face* Blimey what happened there?? What was I thinking ??? …
[when I read the title I almost spat my Earl Grey out .. what DP is looking for a job?.... ]
I would just like to state now, and for the record, I have never had a proper job and I certainly have no intention of looking for one now ……. *shudder*
Luckily 70s only almost spat out tea, my pulse is non existing anymore.
Seems now TG has the best vision ever, we are in for posts with lots of small print at the end
Oh no, small print …….. I never read the small print ….. it’s always so …………. small ……..
I hath responded on the book of the face. I’d add more here, but I’m busy preparing a memo.
Oh goody, I love memos …… except the ones that mention pay rises and the like ……. obviously …….
no thanks – I’ll stick with the devil I know!!!!
Oooo – who do you stalk then?
No you don’t daddyp! I have one and she’s a nasty piece of work
Oh dear – that’s horrible …… I was hoping for a nice one, if such an animal exists ……
Oh sure Olga has a chicken stalker following her in a 1954 Fargo so now you have to have one…:)
She’s the one to know about fillets I suppose …… and yes, if she’s got one, I gotta have one …. it’s only fair *pout*
They all talk about it like it’s a bad thing.
Not at all. (On the book of the face) I defended your stalking DP. I won’t even charge you for that bit of fracretarying either. See how nice I can be when I want to be?
You are always nice ….. aren’t you? *beginning to wonder if she’s been talking behind John’s back about my real stalker UMA THURMAN and her obsession with me, my box and my teeth*
…Uma’s or Fracsissikinses?
Either I suppose ….. you know what girlies are like …… probably having a natter ….
Oh.. I thought you knew about her untimely end? It was right about the time Miley Cyrus and Oprah Winfrey passed away. Anyway… John’s been filling in for her, hadn’t you noticed?
Sheesh… and you say *TG* was the one who needed the cataracts removed?
I can’t see the wood for the tease I suppose ….. tee hee
DP, can you supply a translation button for me?
I have NO freakin’ idea what you’re Great White Northern Fracretary’s sayin’…AGAIN!
…least with the “South O’ the Border” help, they make a mean margarita. The cute ones that is.
That’s the advantage of dealing with goddesses – just pat them on the head, say “Calm down dear” ……….. and then RUN!!!!!!!