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I’ve covered up my caption …….. got any ideas of your own? If anyone gets the exact caption to my marvellous, witty and badly drawn cartoon, they’ll win a DP t-shirt!!!!!!
Have a lovely weekend – may your bottoms fall off on a regular basis.
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Can you fully describe what your missing bottom looks like sir? We get so many lost one’s here!
I’ve just realised I can’t really comment can I? ….. I could give the game away …… cup of tea and a bourbon? [I'm not mentioning those 'other' biscuits as it might confuse you ...... again - tee hee]
Or alternatively, ‘I will need more details such as size, colour and hairy or not.’
Way TMI ………
“So you had your butt handed to you in an online poker game? Well if it’s been handed in, it’ll turn up here sooner or later, you can bet your ass on that. If you had one ROFLMAO.”
Oh dear …… this is going from bad to worserererer …..
What did you expect? ‘Bottoms up sir’ or ‘have a nice day sir’ or take a seat?
Tee hee ……. ‘take a seat’ …… excellent
“Sir, have you tried using both hands?”
I do love a polite attendant …….
“It’s probably in the same place your shirt is, sir. Honestly, I think they should shut down the craps game, too many people have been losing their asses.”
Tee hee …. you said ‘craps’ and ‘asses’ in the same sentence!!!!!
I’m sorry sir, but the Taylor Lautner ass has been reserved for the next six months. Ever since “New Moon” was released. Perhaps you would like a nice Mel Gibson instead.
there’s no such thing as a nice Mel Gibson
Is that because he’s mean and moody or a bad egg young Nursey?
You can bet your sweet ass on that.
Nursey’s sweet ass? ……. or mine?
No, this is not the booth to rent Donkey’s. That’s the next one over.
losing your ass is the least of your worries sir. That comb over isn’t fooling anybody.
LOTGK!!!! you’re on fire! …… calm down …… cuppa tea? ……. [impressed you noticed the comb over]
“I’m so sorry sir, yours doesn’t appear to have been turned in here. Have you checked the LMBO Lost and Found?”
(If I win, I would love it if you would donate the shirt to the poor fellow in the cartoon. He seems to think laughing his ‘a’ off is a good excuse for going stark naked. A DP shirt would do him some good!)
If he wasn’t naked his bottom would just be rattling around in his undercrackers wouldn’t it? ….. sheeeesh ….. you really haven’t thought this thing through clearly …….
I was referring to his naked chest, beer (or whatnot) belly and bare feet. I mean… for gosh sakes DP… bare feet?
Sheeee-eeeesh… has he no shame at all?
Oooo ….. love the phrase ‘whatnot belly’ ….. I shall steal that!
Sure… just remember me in your will, ok? lol.
And, umm… I was perusing your tags and noticed you’ve tagged this post with ‘enormous breasts’. Of course, I then had to re-read the post to see where I missed any talk of enormous breasts, but then realized it must be that a bit of your fracretary has finally rubbed off on you.
{{Thank heavens… the amount of DP rubbing off on the fracretary was beginning to alarm her… it’s nice to see things becoming right in the world again…}}
I’m only trying to attract a better class of caller …… I think it’s going very well …..
Actually, I see now, that the bloke at the counter has a bit of a man-boob thing going on, so your tag is justified. I might advise that if you also tagged it ‘enormous man breasts’ you’d attract yet another class of caller.
As always ….. very valuable advice young Fraccy ….
“You spend way too much time on Archie’s blog, Sir.”
I would agree of course ……. except for your dreadful arse returning puns [ARP's] …….
You have been warned…
(very anonymous and mysterious camper van fiend)
I’ve been graffitied!!!!!!! …… oooooo, this is fun!!! It’s like Banksy ….. with special needs …
You asked him to add a little something – be careful what you you wish for!
Please don’t encourage him ……..
Good disguise BTW ……. [do you want login details for the FMB blog ...... and 70's blog - tee hee]
That would be bad. Wouldn’t it…?
I’m not sure ……
‘Sir, I need more information than it’s round with two cheeks, we get so many lost bottoms in here!’
I suppose botties with odd cheeks are easier to identify ……..
“Don’t worry, sir, we’ll soon get to the bottom of this”
A definite ‘tee hee’ and almost a ‘guffaw’ …..
Let me get this straight sir, you said aliens abducted you, then conducted a battery of tests on you, and finished with an anal probe.
That must have been one bad-assed probe ….. ouch!
Who Ya Gonna Call…..
Ass Busters….
I’m going to start singing that now ……. oh dear
“Yes Ma’am, I suppose I am living proof that it’s not just a saying.”
It’s about time he said something!!!!! Excellent and you were also my 100000 visitor!!!!! *loud applause for Fraccy!!!!!!*
Gosh… is that all it takes to get applause from you? Just for that, I’ll make sure to be your 200,000th visitor also!
Of course, to guarantee that… I’ll probably have to come back repeatedly and count… just to make sure… hope it’s not too terribly annoying for you if I do that, I’d just hate for someone else to sneak in there and steal that jackpot out from under me….
There’s no rush Fraccy ….. it’ll be several years away so you can enjoy your weeing holiday without having to worry …..
“All I know is one minute we were enjoying a tasty beverage… I raised my glass and said bottoms up… Miss… could you please stop laughing and just check if it’s here?”
She could be laughing I suppose ….. I’ll just check the original ……. mmmmmm ……. just about …..
“I swear, from now on, I’m going to stick to the plain old LOL!”
…… and that is very wise advice. We should pass this on to JohnC …….
” I laughed my ass off, have you seen it? ” XD
Thank heavens this doesn’t actually happen …. I’d never be able to sit down again ……
“Excuse me sir, but I need to go, I am starting to bloat. Do you think you can lend me one of those, just for a few minutes? ”
eeek XD
Eeeeek indeed …… and I’ve only just had my breakfast ……..
Oooo ….. I’ve just thought of one!
“I was wondering if you had any unclaimed asses. I’ve just come back from the Amazon. I had no idea that piranhas were bottom feeders.”
hahaha LOL
“I’m looking for a perfect match of course….”
“Can I interest you in quite a pert one with a lovely butterfly tattoo?’
“… And all of a sudden I noticed, OMG are you LOL? WTF?”
Hello WonderlandHwy!!!! ….. I couldn’t have summed it up better myself!!! [Actually, I've just done a 'TMI' cartoon for next week ....... spoooooooky]
“..The Doodle Evil got you too?!”
I’m just looking at the avatar that Wordpress has allocated to you ……. tee hee
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