I have decided to retire from my brief but successful career in sound effects. My ‘Stampeding Horses’ couldn’t be bettered and I reached the zenith of my game in ‘The Charge of the Light Brigade’ [although some did say it sounded more like the donkeys on the beach at Blackpool during a wet patch].
Anyway, waste not want not – I have recycled some of the technical equipment to make bird feeders, so that I can pursue my new career as a wild life photographer.
If you’re looking for the wildlife, there isn’t any yet ….. and quite frankly, if something doesn’t turn up in the next 5 minutes I’m giving up …… I’m very busy you know.
I was going to mention tits but I was instructed by Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, not to ……. although she didn’t say anything about bustards. (There is nothing to say – the subject has been thoroughly covered elsewhere. Glad to see you respected the embargo on t*ts, by the way. Well done. Lo,TG Ed)
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Damn, I missed your short-lived career in sound effects. Gotta catch up!
You should take a page out of Penfold’s wildlife book. HE is allowed to talk about tits on his blog…and to post pictures of them too.
That boy is completely out of control – I blame the father …….
have you got the other half of the coconut? If so, when the birds have finished with them you could attach them together … make a bra … it is a sure way of getting rid of bluet*ts I believe!!
p.s. when did you sneak up to Blackpool to listen to wet donkeys??
Everything has to come down to clothes doesn’t it … I suppose I could fashion some stylish shoes from them as well? …… sheeesssssh.
It was others that likened my ‘clip clopping’ to donkeys in Blackpool. I’m very proud to say I have never been there – who won the Eurovision BTW?
so have you still got swinging birds in your garden?… and more to the point does TG know lol
My coconuts are still ‘intactus’ …… not a dickie bird ……. poo
I’ve been watching your bird-cam for twenty minutes and the only wild-life has been next door’s cat, and even he turned his nose up at the dry roasted peanuts.
…. and I’ve just been up the garden to look at my nuts in the flesh – nubbin!!! – not even a peck!!!! Oh well, onto Plan 37b, nuclear scientist with attitude ……
This is good, i’m looking for a career change….,but why coconut??
Hey Rocket Dog – I was just sniffing round your place – small world.
I’m told that coconuts are very attractive to exotic fauna – so far a blackbird has looked at it from several feet away and then shrugged ….. it’s going very well ….
Hahaha! awesome..keep up the good work, daddyP
P.S. for some reason…i like the word ’sniffing’…sounds damn right sexy!
Either that or my nose is running ….. tee hee
**Absolute charming!!**
I do have my moments *preens* – tee hee
So you have African Swallows visiting? Or are they European Swallows in disguise?
Nobody is swallowing anything around here at the moment – it’s blowing a gale and the birds are mostly in hiding apparently ………
you sir, are a daffy english knnnnnniggit
I must try and locate a doggy dictionary ……
OK,no tit coverage…but how about woven nipple hair? I’ve left that up to you!
I’m thinking tassels are tasteful – tee hee
You seem to be more successful at attracting wildlife to your comments section than to your garden (are you being sponsored by Winalot, or are all these canine visitors after your pigs ears?)
BTW, i’m not ignoring you over at mine, I just am not able to answer comments for some reason, have set up WordPress blog but need to get design sorted.
DP said he’d pay me for leaving few comments here and there…sssshhhhhh!!!
I’ve always been attractive to goddesses and dogs ….. not necessarily in that order.
Gotta go and get Rocket Dog a treat now ……. byeeee
[It took me well over a year to move onto Wordpress - I can't cope with change at my age.....]
are these pine nuts? are you nuts? {pine nuts should be roasted and spread over rocket salad and pancetta…}
Actually, they are sunflower seeds [with a drizzle of olive oil so they don't blow away - still VERY windy here] – so where’s our invitation to dine then? – that sounds delicious ……
TG is right…leave the tits alone…I’ve got them covered.
Thank heaven for you and bras like you ….. your support is appreciated world wide – THREE CHEERS “Hip Hip …… Hip Hip ……. Hip Hip”