IT’S AN ILL WIND

It’s been an odd few days. The abscess wasn’t – it was just a gum infection. I also slept for 48 hours and my usually keen and incisive brain, full of wit, repartee and brilliant ideas ……. oh never mind.

Luckily I had the Open to watch on the telly, when I wasn’t dozing, and Lo, she is a terrible Goddess bought me this ……

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…….. to help me relax.

We’re off to a wedding today. I love the bit when the vicar asks if there’s any ‘just impediment’. I always have the temptation to clear my throat very loudly. The other thing I must try not to do is ring the bride’s mobile phone as the vows are being taken just in case she’s got it tucked down her décolletage …… tee hee. (If you do that, Peabrain, an abscess will seem positively enjoyable… Lo,TG Ed)

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