IN THE WINTERY POND – A soap opera

Episode 1

Scene – A pond in the winter.

Snowy pond

Goldfish 1 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 2 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 3 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 4 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 5 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 6 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

3 minute advertisement break

Goldfish 1 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 2 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 3 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 4 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 5 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

Goldfish 6 – It’s jolly dark in here. Anyone else a tad chilly?

The End

[Episode 2 was cancelled by the network due to complaints from Lo, she is a terrible Goddess who was itching to edit but couldn’t see the delete button]
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