IFFYTON HIGH STREET

Those adorable people at Fuelmyblog – well Sylvie is adorable, Kevin’s ok-ish – arranged, very efficiently, for me to receive a t-shirt from one of the stores to be found in Iffyton High Street.

The experience was as smooth as something that is really smooth, let’s say custard that isn’t lumpy, and my t-shirt arrived almost before I ordered it. The Iffyton High Street is one of the nicest and cleverest web pages that you’ll encounter on the interweave.

I’m beginning to regret my choice a tad though, for two reasons.  1) Apparently there is a Lily Allen t-shirt which I failed to notice and 2) The one I choose got me in trouble with Colonel Witherspoon, who lives just down the road in ‘Dunkillin’. Apparently, I’m “not showing enough respect for Sir Winston and if I wasn’t in a wheelchair I’d put you over my knee and give you a damn good thrashing”……… reeeeeeeesult!

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10 Comments

  1. penfold
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:32 am | Permalink

    The mitre on that architrave looks a tad squiffy. Not that anybody would notice…

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    daddyp replied: March 14th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    You just made me get up off the sofa to have a look!!!!!

    Mmmmmmmm, nothing a few nails, bonding, grippy and an industrial sander can’t sort out ……..

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  2. Lo,TG
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:49 am | Permalink

    Sometimes being short sighted is very, very useful.

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    daddyp replied: March 14th, 2009 at 9:55 am

    My marriage depends on it ……..

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    Lo,TG replied: March 14th, 2009 at 9:56 am

    Drat, you beat me to it.

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    penfold replied: March 14th, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Are you two in the same room?

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    daddyp replied: March 14th, 2009 at 10:20 am

    I don’t know – I haven’t got my glasses on …..

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    Lo,TG replied: March 14th, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Noooooo.

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    Olga, the Traveling Bra replied: March 15th, 2009 at 3:38 am

    hee hee…Oh you kids! :)

  3. sylvied
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 11:56 am | Permalink

    the t-shirt looks great – the box…took so getting used to but the dance is a NO!
    I am sure TG will agree with me!

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    daddyp replied: March 14th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    It’s a shame that the photograph hasn’t caught my hip action – what with that and the splendid t-shirt my position as a ‘babe magnet’ rose dramatically ……

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    penfold replied: March 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Dream on MacDuff…

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    fracas replied: March 16th, 2009 at 4:58 am

    Ummm… magnets are dangerous you know. You shouldn’t probably mess around with being a magnet. You just never know what might happen…

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    daddyp replied: March 16th, 2009 at 8:46 am

    I love the way you remember these things young Fraccy – that’s disgusting BTW!!! – tee hee

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  4. Blazing Minds
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    Hey there DaddyP you hunky looking beast you ;) Partay on …. LOL

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    daddyp replied: March 14th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    I am to parties what Gordon Brown is to charisma ……

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:29 am

    Doesn’t he keep telling us that he’s robustly charismatic, I was getting hacked of with ‘prudence’, no offence Pru.

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    70steen replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:32 am

    ahem are you dissing my cousin there GW?

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:36 am

    I would never ‘diss’ your cousin (just tell her to choose something from Iffyton, and i’ll have it speeding to the north).

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    70steen replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:40 am

    she is in OZ.. so she may not hear you dissing her name

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:52 am

    I’ll have a word with Archie, maybe he could pass it on.
    BTW, is this comments section being renamed ‘This Morning with 70’s and Gitwizard’ ?

    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:33 am

    DP, can you introduce an app to your site, so that we can go back and repair all these grammatical errors, it’s annoying me now.

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    70steen replied: March 15th, 2009 at 1:14 am

    be thankful you said ‘This Morning ‘ & not ‘Pinch Judy’ .. no matter how many layers of shin pads you put on would not have protected you!!!

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 1:40 am

    I thought it was me who was supplying silly comments, you’ve lost me with Pinch Judy, but as I don’t suffer from a TV, maybe that explains it.
    Luckily, whatever it meant, i’m hiding in the cliff-top mansion’s cupboard under the stairs again.

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    daddyp replied: March 15th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Good try GW ….. it’s a ‘bung-a-low-roof on it’.

    So nice to wake and be greeted with frank and meaningful discussions …….

  5. 70steen
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    grump … nice t-shirt…. grump … missed the offer due to Sir Branstonpickle unable to provide me a non lumpy internet connection when the offer was on… boo hoo

    [love Iffyton High Street ... I must keep my eyes peeled for further offers ...So what were you grooving out to 'the Bluebirds over ..' or some other war time ditty ??]

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    daddyp replied: March 14th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Shame you missed the chance – they’re loverly – tee hee.
    I think it was something by Chas and Dave ………

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    70steen replied: March 14th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    don’t rub it in I KNOW they are great shirts … tsk.. grump… sugar!!

    I am so glad I am almost 300 miles norff and have been spared bloody Chas n Dave ……

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:47 am

    The music maybe crap, but they’re good guys, i’ve picked them up from a famous (but also crap) holiday camp in Bognor (the last resort).

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  6. gitwizard
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    Sorry to dump more non-thread stuff on your post DP, but just to warn anyone out there who is studying web-building, I was directed to notepad as a text editor, and clicked on notepad.com,/. Please avoid this site, they crashed my internet connection, took me 4 hours to get back on-line. Have just been having a look back there, would have realised they were scammers, if i’d noticed they cant spell fashionable!

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    70steen replied: March 14th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    GW ~ see you must get yourself a blog this comment is worth a post on its own … you know you need to alert the masses of such dastardly deeds ……

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    gitwizard replied: March 14th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Thankyou 70s, hope your not teasing me, after the week i’ve had (giving the mobile a fatal bath, having raging flu) really didn’t need this, especially as I got my OU course details through today.

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:18 am

    And that’s why i’ve spent hours this week studying and BoldItalics, and i’m #0033FF &#033

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    70steen replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:28 am

    you have all the ingredients of a blog in one week GW… je must concour with the OU course that is a blog on its own (after having done one).. oh and man flu is another good post along with the washing of a mobile… get your ass in gear GW

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 12:41 am

    She’s bullying me DP, is this allowed on your comments section ?
    BTW, never knew you were a BOXer.

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    daddyp replied: March 15th, 2009 at 8:22 am

    70’s is merely doing her job …… what do you think I don’t pay her for? I hope you’ve read the Fanzines – they should give you some idea how controllable she is ….. like posting jelly into a money-box……..

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Is that similar to knitting fog ?

    daddyp replied: March 15th, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    Completely different ……

  7. gitwizard
    Posted March 15, 2009 at 1:44 am | Permalink

    And I take it you ARE joking about Lily ?

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    daddyp replied: March 15th, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Lily Allen is FANTASTIC [ignoring the stooopid things that kids do] – I’m proud to be a fan……… and, what is more, I have the support of the TG on this …..

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    gitwizard replied: March 15th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Oh you should have said, now you mention it, I can see the resemblance between young Lily and Carmen.

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  8. Olga, the Traveling Bra
    Posted March 15, 2009 at 3:39 am | Permalink

    You look so HIP!!! :)

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    daddyp replied: March 15th, 2009 at 8:25 am

    ….. and things will only get better young Olga when one, or both, is/are replaced – tee hee

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  9. fracas
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    I notice that the right hand doesn’t seem to know what the left hand is doing.

    Seems fitting, I suppose. ;-)

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    fracas replied: March 16th, 2009 at 5:01 am

    …or perhaps that’s your version of ambidextrous?

    Wow. I’m amazed.

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    fracas replied: March 16th, 2009 at 5:01 am

    Oh poo. That just means you’ll be able to drop papers with both hands now…

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    daddyp replied: March 16th, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Does the right hand have to know what the left is doing? I can think of some circumstances where ignorance could be bliss …… tee hee

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    fracas replied: March 16th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Should I ever have the distinct pleasure of meeting you in person, you must please remember to use your RIGHT hand to shake my hand then. (I don’t think I want to know what your left hand is doing either…)

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    daddyp replied: March 16th, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    You mentioned poo first ….. just sayin’

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  10. Hannah
    Posted September 8, 2009 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    I have an Iffyton Shirt with the cartoon forms of the Beatles on it in their Sgt Peppers outfits – I love it!

    Keep trying to get a free one again lol Might get this weeks for my brother :)

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    daddyp replied: September 8th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Hello Hannah – they’re very good aren’t they? Pity it’s such a miserable git running the show ……..

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