My ickle fish in their ickle pond have such an idyllic time
Then their ickle brains go all-a-whir, “It really is a crime -
He knows that we get so hungry – it MUST be dinner time.
Just an ickle snack of loveliness would keep us in our prime.”
“He could I s’pose provide a bell that we could learn to chime
Or provide us with tiny spoons and forks so we could do a mime.
Perhaps if we all tried very hard to learn the skill of rhyme
He might make the effort to feed his fish each day at the proper TIME!!!”
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Is it true that peabrains only have a seven-second…….err…
Yes ………….. yes ……………yes ………..
I don’t see what that match’s problem is, all he needs is s step-ladder. Must have the peabrain of a goldfish…
Brilliant! …. and he could sacrifice his relatives for the cause ….. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind giving him a step-up in the world ….
Did your ickle fishes have ickle fishes after all their frolickings???
I think they’re too young …… I reckon that they are at the ‘doctors and nurses’ stage ….. [note to self - build them a bicycle shed]
Oh, I love this photo. Which reminds me I did a digital painting a day ago on koi fish, and I’m still not done with it ^^
You’d better get a move on young Madeleine …… fish go off very quickly …..
yes… which is why I once spent hours sitting on my dad’s pond and he walked up to me and said… “You’re not plotting to eat that are you ? “
Yikes!!!! …… what was your answer!!?!
They aren’t st-ickle-backs are they?
Oh no …… *groan* …… cue tumble weed …… tee hee
and the fishies don’t need to be walked! serious bonus, and yes, i’d be waxing rhapsodic about a pet that did not ask to be taken outside i a drenching thunderstorm….
I didn’t know you could wax your rhapsodic ……..
daisyfae can wax anything she likes
I wouldn’t dispute that young Nursey ….. *searches the Interweave for more information*
What a lovely little piece of doggerel. . . I don’t think I have ever seen the word
“ickle” used so many times in one place.
It’s a word I hear rather a lot ……. unfortunately …..
Don’t take out your fish for a walk
Or listen to hear when they talk
And as for the food
They think it is good
To chomp on a gnat on a stalk.
or
Fish for nutrition
Eat very small insects found
On surface tension
I’ll let you know Archie …….
Archie-san Koi haiku ?
Archie isn’t coy …….
blushes, shuffles feet
Archie ISN’T coy!! ….. do try and keep up ….. gingernut?
Bashfulness is very becoming in a man.