I WAS WONDERING ………

Graft

……… if other people write snippets like this …….

He was pleased he lived in 2078 and could take advantage of the advances in medical science.
The arm that had been grafted onto his nose held the bow, while his left arm fired arrows at the art thieves. He carried on painting as usual.

He hadn’t been too sure about the three penis idea, after his wife, in a playful mood, had plaited them all together and finished off the effect with some ribbon, nearly precipitating a very nasty accident when he wanted to spend a penny.

………. or is it just me?

(Answers on a postcard please. Lo,TG Ed)

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