……… if other people write snippets like this …….
He was pleased he lived in 2078 and could take advantage of the advances in medical science.
The arm that had been grafted onto his nose held the bow, while his left arm fired arrows at the art thieves. He carried on painting as usual.
He hadn’t been too sure about the three penis idea, after his wife, in a playful mood, had plaited them all together and finished off the effect with some ribbon, nearly precipitating a very nasty accident when he wanted to spend a penny.
………. or is it just me?
(Answers on a postcard please. Lo,TG Ed)
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‘there. there…. deep breaths. in and ouuuut … just let me guide you to your favourite chair …. ‘ *QUICK… Lock the door … is that padlock strong enough??*’
[I think there maybe others lol
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Why are you talking to yourself? ……… got any sweeties? ………. my toe nails need cutting BTW ….. when’s yesterday coming around again? …… *snooze*
I may have a dusty Werther’s in my pocket…. here you go… [I don't do toe nails]
How very original …….. ta ……. *suck*
I think you should start making your own night-time cocoa. Who knows what she puts in it…..
How did you know that this was a waking thought? ….
[note to self - pour cocoa on the spider plant for a couple of nights just to see if there's any truth in Kerryview's idea ..........]
You really should’ve been more careful when collecting those mushrooms out in Surfugal….
I might have to start down that route NOT to write such snippets ……….. I might even try some aspirin …..
not since i started the medication… take two gingernuts and see a professional…
A professional ‘what’? ….. lap dancer? igloo maker? …….. taxidermist? ………
*munch munch*
Does that mean he’d have to spend 3p?
Just wondering….
See …… that’s a sensible question ……. I reckon he would …….
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times… you have to take what you read at JohnC’s blog with a grain of salt.
There’s a special skill required to decipher the meaning of his posts (or his comments to our posts…) so please don’t be too alarmed.
This is why you’re supposed to leave me a list of your planned reading and website visits in advance so I can either screen out the parts you will be confused by, or provide cheat notes. Honestly… don’t you remember why you hired me in the first place? I’m sure it wasn’t just to retrieve papers off the floor!
I’ve actually been reading John’s blog!!!!!?! I thought that was a nightmare ….. tee hee
Ummm…. that image is very confronting…. the text? even more so…
I didn’t mean to confront ……. or conback …….. or conside ……….. oh dear …….
how about a cone with a flake in it … back to ‘there, there’
Yes please! ….. with sprinkles ……
I thought the notion of braided pubic hair was scary enough.