(Now shall I comment on the title………… no, far too obvious. Lo,TG Ed)
Those funny people at Iffyton High Street have been persuaded by Kevin at Fuelmyblog, to give away more t-shirts – the fools!! I’ve already mentioned to them my doubts how sound a business plan this is……..
………. but then again it could be what we marketing gurus call a ‘loss leader’ because hot on the heels of the free FMB t-shirts will come some designs associated with Twitter ……….
OK, I reckon they know what they’re doing …… so I’ll offer this one off bespoke high fashion statement, as modelled by Uma Thurman (Uma needs a shave methinks. Lo,TG Ed), as a prize for someone who leaves me a comment during the month of April.
The winner will be selected at random from names pulled out of a cardboard box – if I can find one. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has very graciously agreed to do the pulling.
The very lucky winner will be notified at the beginning of next month – if I remember.
My business brain is ON FIRE!!!!! ………. I wonder what is meant to happen after that ……… I’m not quite sure how it’s going to make my fortune ……. oh well.
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(I can see the loss part – where’s the leader when you need one? Lo,TG Ed)
[PS - please do something with the Humor-Blogs thing over on the right - we all need to make an effort and get my blog near the top because it's so brilliant - thank you]
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well, well, well !! what do get when you put a bear, a peabrain, a t-shirt & some transfer paper together ? (obviously very heavily supervised by TG
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I must say a rather pleasing result … & I don’t even see a hint of scissor shop
Aren’t you excited that you might win!!!!!?! As you know I hate giving things away ……. and ironing – the things I do for my avid and slightly deranged and demented readers …..
I can bearly contain the excitement it has caused me ….
That’s the spirit …….. tee hee
I know you will find this very hard to believe but I didn’t spot it said ’stoked’ lol
It was early …….. earlier ……
As well as what?
As well as all the other idiots in the world …. you know! – like ‘thingy’ and ‘whosit’ and that other chap …. and his friend ….
Oh them….don’t forget wotsisname
Isn’t that the other chap’s friend? ….. I get very confused …..
No, that’s Dave…and so what’s new?
….. having a little lie down now ….. might book myself in for a holiday at Butlins ……
I just love comin’ on this blog…stokin’ you with everythin’ I gotses.
Take it like a man!
Thank you John – but do be gentle … again …..
I would have left a comment, but i’m feeling
a little Steiff.
Hmm, that’s quite good, GW.
Don’t encourage him for goodness sake ……..
Thank you Lo, I have as you know recently had a gold button earring fitted (with the white and red tag because i’m a limited edition).
I don’t want to risk winning – so I am making no comment.
Just in case everything goes pear shaped – what size are you? …… and don’t say “pear shaped”!!!!
I’m in good shape. Spherical is a shape!
Cuts down wind resistance as well …… tee hee
But what does it mean? And would I get even funnier looks if I went round sporting that slogan on my front?
I think the bear has the right idea – sleepshirt!!!
I always wear a t-shirt as a nightie as well – NOT a pretty sight ……..
I’ve been to that ‘Humour Blog’ site and registered but can’t get anything to work, so how do we vote?
Your secretary has left a comment at the forum saying the same thing.
Click on the laughing face as far as I know …… but then what do I know? ….. almost nothing …….
Nice t-shirt, although I’d rather see Uma bear all.
I’ll have a word with her ……
my birthday is coming up – DON’T DO IT!
Your birthday is miles away …… stop dropping hints!
Stoked me.
HA!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I’m going to Humor Bloggers per your instructions.
…. and you’ve done it!!!!1 *kissy kissy hug hug*
I need clothes, a whole heap load that I can roll around on my shopping cart up and down the street. That’s what “bag people” do. Can I talk you into tossing in a pair of shoes to go along with the t-shirt?
I might manage one Static ….. money doesn’t grow on trees you know …….
One?! One lousy shoe? How about those cheap pleather sandals you brought out for the summer to go with your black socks?
And money DOES grow on trees. Money is paper and paper is wood pulp. So there…except for the cotton fiber..that doesn’t grow on trees..and neither does the security strip…or the ink…hey Obama is handing out money like it’s grown on trees, AND they can print more too. So there.
I’ll plant a tree straight away AND overcome the technical problems as well. As soon as I’m organised I’ll send you a PAIR of shoes …… probably in about 15 years – hope that’s OK ……
15 years? Make it 14 and a half..and you have a deal.
Fair enough ……
nowhere near the bod of uma to fill out that T….but who cares when it’s just me?
You’re really Uma Thurman!!!!! I did have my suspicions ……. anyway STOP STALKING ME!!!! – tee hee
“Stoked me?”…is that some kinda British slang for “Stuffed me”….cuz if it is, you already did….and yeah, I liked it!! Well, ‘cept for the gravel….
You stoke fires and, if you recall, I protected you from flames – and pets of course – your greatest fears ….
Comment…
There- its left. I hope it won’t be too lonely
Another entry for the competition of the century!!!!! – tee hee
Actually it’s hot dryers, dogs and high school reunions that I fear….but no matter ‘cuz I always felt safe with you DaddyP!
If you need another relaxing visit just let me know …. there’s a spare hanger now …… or do you sleep in a hammock?
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