I CAN BE AN IDIOT AS WELL!!

(Now shall I comment on the title………… no, far too obvious. Lo,TG Ed)

Those funny people at Iffyton High Street have been persuaded by Kevin at Fuelmyblog, to give away more t-shirts – the fools!! I’ve already mentioned to them my doubts how sound a business plan this is……..

………. but then again it could be what we marketing gurus call a ‘loss leader’ because hot on the heels of the free FMB t-shirts will come some designs associated with Twitter ……….

OK, I reckon they know what they’re doing …… so I’ll offer this one off bespoke high fashion statement, as modelled by Uma Thurman (Uma needs a shave methinks. Lo,TG Ed), as a prize for someone who leaves me a comment during the month of April.

The winner will be selected at random from names pulled out of a cardboard box – if I can find one. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has very graciously agreed to do the pulling.

The very lucky winner will be notified at the beginning of next month – if I remember.

My business brain is ON FIRE!!!!! ………. I wonder what is meant to happen after that ……… I’m not quite sure how it’s going to make my fortune ……. oh well.

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(I can see the loss part – where’s the leader when you need one? Lo,TG Ed)

[PS - please do something with the Humor-Blogs thing over on the right - we all need to make an effort and get my blog near the top because it's so brilliant - thank you]

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16 Comments

  1. Posted April 6, 2009 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    well, well, well !! what do get when you put a bear, a peabrain, a t-shirt & some transfer paper together ? (obviously very heavily supervised by TG ;-) )……………………………………………..
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    I must say a rather pleasing result … & I don’t even see a hint of scissor shop

    daddyp replied:

    Aren’t you excited that you might win!!!!!?! As you know I hate giving things away ……. and ironing – the things I do for my avid and slightly deranged and demented readers …..

    70steen replied:

    I can bearly contain the excitement it has caused me ….

    daddyp replied:

    That’s the spirit …….. tee hee

    70steen replied:

    I know you will find this very hard to believe but I didn’t spot it said ’stoked’ lol

    daddyp replied:

    It was early …….. earlier ……

  2. Posted April 6, 2009 at 8:09 am | Permalink

    As well as what?

    daddyp replied:

    As well as all the other idiots in the world …. you know! – like ‘thingy’ and ‘whosit’ and that other chap …. and his friend ….

  3. Posted April 6, 2009 at 8:43 am | Permalink

    Oh them….don’t forget wotsisname

    daddyp replied:

    Isn’t that the other chap’s friend? ….. I get very confused …..

    Diane replied:

    No, that’s Dave…and so what’s new?

    daddyp replied:

    ….. having a little lie down now ….. might book myself in for a holiday at Butlins ……

  4. Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    I just love comin’ on this blog…stokin’ you with everythin’ I gotses.

    Take it like a man!

    daddyp replied:

    Thank you John – but do be gentle … again …..

  5. Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:12 am | Permalink

    I would have left a comment, but i’m feeling
    a little Steiff.

    Lo,TG replied:

    Hmm, that’s quite good, GW.

    daddyp replied:

    Don’t encourage him for goodness sake ……..

    gitwizard replied:

    Thank you Lo, I have as you know recently had a gold button earring fitted (with the white and red tag because i’m a limited edition).

  6. Posted April 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    I don’t want to risk winning – so I am making no comment.

    daddyp replied:

    Just in case everything goes pear shaped – what size are you? …… and don’t say “pear shaped”!!!!

    archiearchive replied:

    I’m in good shape. Spherical is a shape!

    daddyp replied:

    Cuts down wind resistance as well …… tee hee

  7. Posted April 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    But what does it mean? And would I get even funnier looks if I went round sporting that slogan on my front?

    I think the bear has the right idea – sleepshirt!!!

    daddyp replied:

    I always wear a t-shirt as a nightie as well – NOT a pretty sight ……..

  8. Posted April 6, 2009 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    I’ve been to that ‘Humour Blog’ site and registered but can’t get anything to work, so how do we vote?
    Your secretary has left a comment at the forum saying the same thing.

    daddyp replied:

    Click on the laughing face as far as I know …… but then what do I know? ….. almost nothing …….

  9. Posted April 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    Nice t-shirt, although I’d rather see Uma bear all.

    daddyp replied:

    I’ll have a word with her ……

  10. Posted April 6, 2009 at 7:32 pm | Permalink

    my birthday is coming up – DON’T DO IT!

    daddyp replied:

    Your birthday is miles away …… stop dropping hints!

  11. Posted April 6, 2009 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    Stoked me.

    HA!!!!!!!!!

    Anyway, I’m going to Humor Bloggers per your instructions.

    daddyp replied:

    …. and you’ve done it!!!!1 *kissy kissy hug hug*

  12. Posted April 7, 2009 at 3:37 am | Permalink

    I need clothes, a whole heap load that I can roll around on my shopping cart up and down the street. That’s what “bag people” do. Can I talk you into tossing in a pair of shoes to go along with the t-shirt?

    daddyp replied:

    I might manage one Static ….. money doesn’t grow on trees you know …….

    Static replied:

    One?! One lousy shoe? How about those cheap pleather sandals you brought out for the summer to go with your black socks?

    And money DOES grow on trees. Money is paper and paper is wood pulp. So there…except for the cotton fiber..that doesn’t grow on trees..and neither does the security strip…or the ink…hey Obama is handing out money like it’s grown on trees, AND they can print more too. So there.

    daddyp replied:

    I’ll plant a tree straight away AND overcome the technical problems as well. As soon as I’m organised I’ll send you a PAIR of shoes …… probably in about 15 years – hope that’s OK ……

    Static replied:

    15 years? Make it 14 and a half..and you have a deal.

    daddyp replied:

    Fair enough ……

  13. Posted April 7, 2009 at 4:45 am | Permalink

    nowhere near the bod of uma to fill out that T….but who cares when it’s just me? ;-)

    daddyp replied:

    You’re really Uma Thurman!!!!! I did have my suspicions ……. anyway STOP STALKING ME!!!! – tee hee

  14. Posted April 8, 2009 at 2:57 am | Permalink

    “Stoked me?”…is that some kinda British slang for “Stuffed me”….cuz if it is, you already did….and yeah, I liked it!! Well, ‘cept for the gravel….

    daddyp replied:

    You stoke fires and, if you recall, I protected you from flames – and pets of course – your greatest fears ….

  15. medstudentwife
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 2:50 am | Permalink

    Comment…

    There- its left. I hope it won’t be too lonely

    daddyp replied:

    Another entry for the competition of the century!!!!! – tee hee

  16. Posted April 9, 2009 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    Actually it’s hot dryers, dogs and high school reunions that I fear….but no matter ‘cuz I always felt safe with you DaddyP! :)

    daddyp replied:

    If you need another relaxing visit just let me know …. there’s a spare hanger now …… or do you sleep in a hammock?

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