I’LL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE

I was in the front garden the other day chatting to Mrs OhJay when Aloe Vera appeared from behind the hedge.

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“Oh, it’s you DP.”

“Hello Aloe.”

“I see you’ve got your shorts on DP” ………. slight pause ….. “that reminds me, I’ve got to get the chicken out of the freezer” and she scuttled back home.

Mrs OhJay looked me up and down – her gaze finally settling on my eyebrows.

“ …. and I’ve got to get on with my knitting. Bye DP.”

Sometimes I think I’m merely a walking mnemonic ……….

(Wow. Has this metaphor got legs – drumsticks of course. Lo,TG Ed)

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