HOW TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

It’s easy peasy – you just have to come up with a brilliant idea ……. like wot I did yesterday.

Why nobody has thought of combining a telephone with a camera I have no idea.

The only restriction is the length of flex connecting the telephone to the socket in the wall. I have cleverly put a long lead on so I can talk to someone and still take piccies in every room in the house – including the bathroom.

I’ve called my invention the SpeakingCamera, which is quite catchy. I just have to pitch the idea to a telephone company or two and my fortune is made.

Now, where’s that yacht catalogue ……………?

(Oh dear, is that what I used to line the hamster cage……. {{{My yacht’s ordered; I’m off on the next tide. }}} Lo,TG Ed)
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