I seem to have mislaid my handbook on how to behave around goddesses.
Do I open doors for them? Offer them my seat? Leave the seat up or down? Tell them their bottom does ‘look big in that’?
I’m pretty sure it’s OK to break wind in bed, but not to flap the duvet up and down, and I’m positive that mentioning new hair-dos or dresses is a complete no-no, as whatever I say seems to be wrong ………
……. oh yes, always remind them how time is slipping away when getting ready to go out.
I think I should be able to survive but if you do have any advice I’d be very grateful.
I do know they want to be treated as equals ……. why they want to lower their standards I have absolutely no idea.
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Stumble It!
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Yes, yes, down, no, eewww, be careful with that one!!!
You know you Peabrain’s have such an easy life ……;-)
Do we? ……. that’s all right then ……. thanks 70’s that was as helpful as usual ……..
My great grandparents had half the problems you seem to face, and the best marriage in my family to date.
Then again, he was deaf and she blind. With ten kids, she could never pin the seat up on him and he never had to put up with her cackling.
I now have earplugs on me at all times when approaching females.
*sits back and admires the bravery* also *waits with bated breath* also *trying to decide whether to hide this from the TG* also *wondering if this is excellent advice*
Children should be seen and not heard. The same goes for daddyp!
I really shouldn’t be seen either ……
We older peabrains need a crash course in hermitology!
Living alone seems to be the only safe option these days.
It’s very tricky …… still, we’re both babe magnets!!! ……. tee hee
My husband will eventually right any perceived wrong by smiling at me sweetly in a way he knows I’m a sucker for. Until then, it’s war.
I shall try practising that in front of a mirror ….. hope I don’t crack it …….. excellent advice!
I’ve noticed that most of your queries pertain to one specific part of the body.
(ie: Offer them my seat? Leave the seat up or down? Tell them their bottom does ‘look big in that’? I’m pretty sure it’s OK to break wind in bed…)
I’m wondering if you forgot to pick up the prune juice again and if that’s what’s gotten you ’stuck’ on that certain area of the body?
I was going to chuckle along with fraccy sis, but then realized it’s sympathy you need this time….
That comment really moved me Fraccy ……. sorry, gotta go now ……… whoooooooooosh