……. like a woman sconed.
Part of the adoration rites I had to learn when Lo, she is a terrible Goddess deigned to marry me, was the baking of fresh scones for her delight and delectation.
I prepared some the other day and smothered them in home-made strawberry jam and cream.
As I presented them to the TG I tripped up on one of my sculptures and shot the whole kit and caboodle down her front. Unfortunately she was wearing her light coloured robes. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the nearest cloth ……. forgetting that I’d used it earlier to clean my Wellington boots and very unusually had not got round to rinsing it.
Anyway, to cut a long story sideways, I was sent to sit in the cupboard in the hall.
Luckily I managed to grab a packet of gingernuts on my way as I was in there for quite a long time …………..
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Stumble It!
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You have confirmed what many of us goddesses have known for some time …. no matter how long a peabrain is in the world of a goddess there is no way they can be brought up to an expected standard….
[the scones look fabby though ... yum!!]
In my humble opinion and from many years of experience, the expected standard constantly changes. I achieve one level and then the goal posts are moved to the high end of a not very flat playing field with the bar being raised, or lowered, at the whim of the attached goddess who is the author of a rule book that hasn’t been translated into ‘peabrain’ …… [I know, a rather marvellous response to your comment, written in pure Peabrainish - I'm doing evening classes you know]
PS – Re scones – look at the tags ….. tee hee hee
The rules are the rules and are fixed. Excepting that when a peabrain learns the rules, they are to be changed immediately.
Now, that’s beginning to make sense ……. which is a tad worrying …….
do not touch the scones!
i will be right over to aid in the cleanup.
I wish you’d popped in earlier Nooter …… it’s what canines do best after all …..
Canadian homes are all built with a hall cupboard the perfect size to fit the average peabrain. Some folks foolishly think it was meant to hold their linens, and they go ahead and install shelving, but the smarter goddesses are always wise enough to use it as it was intended.
It’s nice to know that goddesses across the pond are also well-versed in proper usage of home closets and cupboards…
If it’s good enough for Harry Potter then it’s good enough for me ……..