… I’m in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When I’m in my shed checking it for leaks.
Heaven… I’m in heaven,
And the cares that hung around me through the week,
Seem to vanish like a gambler’s lucky streak,
When I’m in the shed, being an antique.
Oh, I love to climb a mountain,
And to reach the highest peak.
But it doesn’t thrill me half as much
As being a shedophile geek.
Oh, I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek.
But I don’t enjoy it half as much
As practising shed technique. (??? LO,TG Ed)
Dance with me! (Er, No! Lo,TG Ed) I want my arms about you.
The charms about you
Will carry me through to…
Heaven… I’m in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When in my shed eating bubble and squeak.
.
(It’s a good job Fred Astaire’s dead already, because that little travesty would have finished him off, for sure. LO,TG Ed)
PS – for those in need of a break from sheds, this will make a change – tee hee
Stumble It!
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Very nice! When do the carpet fitters arrive?
Still a lot to do before giving it a make-over – one of the first things to do is to paint it so it doesn’t look as though it’s been ‘tangoed’ ……..
As in grrrrr Tango?
I don’t know actually. We’re seeing her in a couple of weeks or so – she might have been using a spray tan I suppose ………
Have you tried tap dancing in it yet??
It’s looking good. Is the ladder holding it up??
[dam I am going to have that song in my mental juke box all day ...hey ho I suppose it could be worse ....]
The ladder is keeping the doors closed – I’m considering using bolts though as they’ll take up less room ……. and, yes, of course I’ve been tap dancing in it – with a biscuit actually, just like Fred and Gingernut …….
well done you! practical question for once: where is the light going to come from? are you planning on adding extra windows (I am concern about your art you see…)
I prefer artificial light making sculptures ….. I’m not like you painters [I am absolutely rubbish with colour] … I just need to be able to see my thumb so I can be sure of hitting it every now and again …..
wow – that didn’t take you long
I had a lad helping me …… he was very good …..
That made me smile!!!
Thank you
Smiling is good – excellent!
Is there a basket in there for nooter when he visits and is there space for a mermaid or two?
Did you know that “beats” is an anagram of beast?
Nooter is always welcome and I’ll put in a storage facility for mermaids of course …… [anagram of mermaids - mad miser - just sayin' - tee hee]
larger than my first apartment! you could rent it out to a small troupe of gypsies… instead of paying rent, you could have them dance at parties!
Gypsy princesses whirling around a camp fire!!! – excellent
Looks like you’re shed over heels in love with your hut- snigger, snigger…
I’m not allowed to *groan* I suppose – tee hee
So who’s idea was it to lock you in with the ladders up against the door? Or do I really need to ask ….. Hang I’ve already asked! So what diabolical plan are you hatching in your new lair?
The new lair [ nice expression BTW] will be used later in the year to complete my evil plans …… to hide – tee hee
That song reminds me of “The Green Mile” when the dude finally gets to see a movie.
Your Man Cave looks great!
*grunt* *grunt* …… *grunt* [I'm coming on well aren't I?]
My guess is that Gertrude is going to be asking for his bed to be relocated… Very nice shed, DP!! Does your neighbor have shed envy, yet??
Actually he was standing by his shed yesterday deep in thought ….. comparing sizes I reckon …… not that size matters of course – tee hee
Great job. Looks great. Now all you need is a comfy sofa and TV with a chiller nearby filled with some drinks.
Good plan Adam ……. I’m on the case ……..
Yep…musical…see it now. DP dancing and prancing on Broadway with his shed…
…and becoming a puddle when he tries doing a ‘lift’. Shoulda gotten the aircraft aluminum model, methinks.
Will there be long legged goddesses in swirly dresses dancing and doing shin kicks as well? Perhaps feeding me grapes [peeled] and gingernuts [crumbled] and glasses of the finest cocoa? …….