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Happy Christmas everybody!!!!!!! I hope you’re having a lovely time pulling crackers and stuffing yourselves full of turkey and pudding…………
………… [good - that’s got that over with nice and early this year]
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Happy Christmas everybody!!!!!!! I hope you’re having a lovely time pulling crackers and stuffing yourselves full of turkey and pudding…………
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Oh, and have a good Easter while you are at it – - -
Are you trying to egg me on young Archie? ……
Is it better to have chocolate or chocontime?
The one l lama, he’s a priest
The two l llama, he’s a beast
But I will bet a silk pajama
There isn’t any three l lllama!
Tee hee ……. if I get another llama will he/she be llamaII? a whole herd would be confusing – “Is there something wrong with llamaIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?” ……… “sorry I meant llamaIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”
Charlie Brown’s tree is looking better every year.
Where’s the May Pole and the virgins at?
I can’t say I’ve ever seen a virgin hanging around here. Hmmm. That’s awfully curious, don’t you think?
If virgins hang around, they tend not to be …… virgins are OK I suppose but they don’t last long.
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a virgin? Let’s find out!”
“A one..a two…a..uh..oh oh Oh Oh OHHHH!”
…faggy time meetin’ Lucifer.
I must say Christmas has taken an interesting turn this year …….
I heard you were heading over to Mexico for Christmas this year Daddy P.
Interested in what they’re handing out for Christmas, I gather…
*rofl*
So I’ve noticed …… I’ve left some handy hints over at your place …….
How could you and in November too…… tsk!
You know how I love Christmas ……..
[Go get 'em today - if it's 'orrible, faint and insist on a taxi home .....]
don’t spend too much on me now
[handy hint if you are going to faint do it in Harvey Nicks, Selfridges, John Lewis or the like.... much better after care lol]
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having his credit cardhave it on good authority that your gift from DP will be something lovely, as you deserve!How was your day? It’s morning for me, but you’ve slogged it out at work all day already, haven’t you?
My. DP should be adding to your gift fund just for that!
70’s gift fund is as full as it’s going to get …..
Dear Frac
after my day today I require a stiff one but considering all this talk of viagra around these parts I feel that statement isn’t entirely appropriate……. lol
a 70’s gift fund … ooo *70s dancing* tra la la la la la
I shall politely ignore that …….. all of it!!!!
[Hope it wasn't too bad today ..... pipe? slippers?]
I will pass on the pipe but slippers are so welcomed ….. knitted of course
Bones and fibrin from wounds are knitted.
Comfy cozy slippers must be come from a crochet hook.
Please don’t start swopping knitting and crochet patterns with John – my whole belief system will crumble ……
hee hee
I am in awe at John’s knowledge of ‘the sacred wool’…. I wonder John do you do lace too ????
I’d rather not toil with doils, however I’ve been known to hold a good macramé together that doesn’t come undone.
Macramé is OK …… I like knots …..
hee hee it has started … first macrame then crochet THEN… da da knitting
…well, it’s less of a mess than dealing with oils and acrylics on pottery, circular boxes, and getting frustrated when pansies look more like strawberry blobs.
…not that I know, mind you.
you’re looking awfully limp. are you in need of some viagra for xmas?
Why are you talking to a Christmas tree? The Gimcrack is obviously having an affect …… take the week off ….
Oh, I get it…it’s his “little woody”!
How perfect! I bet he’s already packed.
His little woody is packed? Come on Fracas, let it out. What do you mean?
p.s. Fracas knows where you can get some….
Fracas knows everything. [I've said that before I know - one day it'll be true - tee hee]
Well, though I appreciate the sentiment (I think), there are some things I just don’t want to know!
Have I ever mentioned ……? oh never mind ……
…don’t need to. Just proves she’s ’such a girl’…again.
What about Extenz?
The ‘it will make you bigger, down there’ stuff?
Bigger feet!!!?!! I’ll have to buy some new shoes ……
Like heck will you buy yourself new shoes before you even send me a full pair.
That does it. I think your credit card might just actually be “lost” for good this time.
Ya know, Fracas just sounded like a wife there. Sheesh
The Viagra is free though John. Free is always better than not free.
{{nursemyra, I’ve noticed he’s now avoiding leaving any kind of reply to that post. I think he’s trying that whole “nonchalant” thing, expecting to throw us off the trail.}}
I’ve left loads of very useful advice!!!!!
can’t be!!! can it???
Happy New Year!!!! ….. made any interesting resolutions?
Hope springs eternal…….
I think you need more balls…
Oh dear. It’s not that I can’t think of anything to say, more like, how to choose.
lol Diane…. perfect. I agree. More balls.
Now Hitler, apparently, ……. used to enjoy Christmas a lot ……..
And a Merry Hat Tip to you, good sir!
Nothing but coal in my stocking this year, methinks….
Tea?
Some mulled wine for me please ……. your vicarship.
I like your tree! I’m hoping to spend my Christmas Down Under!
Down under what exactly?
How lucky for you Olga… perhaps you will say hello to my fraccysis there?
Is she under the table as well?
All the best until then!
Thanks Stinky …… “Tis the season to be jolly – tralalalalalala …” – tee hee
ROFLMAO !!!! Happy Hanukkah to you too…
Haven’t bought the gifts yet, but now its over – guess I don’t have too
And the cooking – oops.. too late – sorry Fidel et al.
I vote for you as KING of the universe
I hope that is the whole word and not just the end ….. I also hope you had a lovely time during the Festive Season – oooooo, it’ll be Summer soon ……