*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING*
“What the ………!”
I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses.
I jumped out of bed forgetting, that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway.
I scooted across the bedroom and managed to avoid the antlers of the stuffed deer’s head on the wall. Whooping with triumph, I suddenly remembered that I’d left my undercrackers on the floor. I swerved past them, kicked the door open and shot down the hall.
I came to a beautiful stop just by the kettle.
I started filling it up having unplugged it first, put it on and started searching for the cafetiére. I opened the wall cupboard where’s it’s usually kept, and then remembered that it was in the dishwasher.
I found it at last and measured out the coffee and poured the hot water onto the grounds.
“If I forget to wash this up afterwards the TG will have grounds for divorce” I thought …… and giggled.
Thinking about the bacon sandwich I’d be enjoying soon I was just about to take my first slug of caffeine when the TG called from the bedroom.
“Don’t forget to wash the cafetiére when you’ve finished”.
I decided to finish before I started – time management is very important to me.
I rooted around in the fridge and found the back bacon.
I lit the hob and put three rashers on to fry.
The telephone rang.
It was Uma who was just checking that I hadn’t forgotten the interview and asking what would I like her to wear.
I fired up the computer to search for some fashion advice while she droned on about how privileged she felt and were there any special requirements I might need, like a specific bottled water or a cushion with a hole in the middle.
I smelt something burning.
I slammed the phone down and rushed into the kitchen, tripped over the skateboard and fell headlong into the large glass doors that overlook the marina …………
Stumble It!
6 Comments
Gosh I hope you didn’t damage the doors there will be hell to pay
[is it Friday yet?... just askin']
I’m glad to see that you have got your priorities right. You aren’t related to the TG are you? ……….. tsk
hee hee no I don’t think so? … am just a goddess….it is natural *snigger*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm ……………………
{{Sis – I think we should take up a collection to aquire a live-in for him. I’d hoped this wouldn’t happen, but honestly think he’s going to become too much for TG rather quickly… so sad… sniff.}}
I was just thinking that very same thought 70s!
Peas in pods …… oh well.
Uma has already begged for that particular job – perhaps I should hold some interviews ……
DP will you please use the toilet .. the world is not your urinal!!!!
I thought the wardrobe was [see the FMB Blog] – tee hee
so you have form then???
….. or habits …….
mmmmmm I love bacon on the crispy side of burnt ish!
A cushion with a hole in? that’s novel!
I agree – that’s how bacon should be taken.
I could write a book about cushions with holes in them – that would be a novel as well.
And THATS when you put both legs in someone else’s trousers? Oh it’s ALL starting to make sense to me now!
I will be stuffing myself today by the way…
xoxo
What are you twittering about? ….. oh, I remember, that was me ……
Happy Thanksgiving Day young Olga – I’m sure you’ll look lovely stuffed with turkey breasts and gravy dripping down your straps ……
You SLAMMED down the phone on Uma? This is not going to end well…
I’m sure she’ll ring back …. she’s been stalking me for years ……..
zzzzzzzz……sorry, did you say something?
Don’t worry …… it can’t go on for ever ……. can it?
Oh my Groundhog days huh? And I agree 100% about the bacon. Oh it’s got to be nice and crispy for me. Oh if I wasn’t so lazy I would cook me some bacon.
Oh dear no turkey for little old me today. I shall be dining on Lean Cuisines or whatever I can find in the fridge.
By the way did you break the doors?
Oh yes one last thing. I have a new and different ISP. they tally their time….Grrrrrrrrrrr…..America’s Fair Use Policy with the satllites…..so I shall try to make sure that I save enough time to visit you!!
Next week I am having my third satellite put up. Just 3 miles down the road they have DSL. This is just not fair.
Walter says the entire area will know when I am online because our house will be glowing!!
Happy thanksgiving to all you Yanks that pass through today!
And I hope you have a delicious and lovely evening with Uma again!!
Uma is soooooo demanding …. oh well. Nice to see you’re sorted out to a degree young Jackie and doooooo enjoy your Thanksgiving lean cuisine – tee hee