*TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING*
“What the ………!”
I sat bolt upright in bed and then remembered that I had a very important interview with Uma Thurman about why an ageing git was so attractive to goddesses.
I jumped out of bed, forgetting that I’d parked my skateboard there in case I needed a quick getaway.
I scooted across the bedroom managing to avoid the antlers of the stuffed deer’s head on the wall. Whooping with triumph, I suddenly remembered that I’d left my undercrackers on the floor. I swerved past them, kicked the door open and shot down the hall.
I came to a beautiful stop just by the kettle.
I started filling it up having failed to realise that it was still plugged in and the water was splashing everywhere. I was aware of a stabbing flash of bright light and then nothing ………………….
Stumble It!
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Please tell me this really isn’t happening !!!
[gotta dash off down Souff.....]
… and you just know that things aren’t going to improve don’t you? ……….
yes!
I wonder how long the story will be by Christmas?
nooooooooooooooo please nooooooooooooooooo………
never ending story – now thats one I did like!!!!!
I’m getting slightly mixed messages here …..
to .. the…will..lost.. live .. just rearrange those 4 words
What ……. rearrange those 4 words that are 5? You must have had a very tiring day in London …..
just testing that the cocoa had not set in……..
[a very tiring day.. to be sure]
Are you Irish? ………
Oh GAWD!!!!
Oh GAWD!!!!
(I thought it bore repeating….)
It’s a sign of old age …….. tee hee
OH GAWD!!!!
Nice to see you turning to religion …….
This is going to go on all week isn’t it? I’m going on holiday…
Please see comment above …….. hello? hello? ….. oh, he’s gone – I wonder if he remembered his passport?
are you running out of inspiration?
How can you say that!!!!?! My year long blog post has only just begun …….. ask me again in a week …… then a month ….. hello? hello? …. [they're dropping like flies - light weights!]
cruel twists of fate here – maybe you should cancel the appointment today and see if it affects groundblog day!!!
Cancel the appointment!!!!! are you mad? are you still suffering the effects of having to come back from Gran Canaria? …….
[thank you very much for popping by and leaving a comment - I think there might be another one somewhere - I'd better have a look ....... whoooosh]
You are very welcome sir! Good luck for Groundblog day 3 – its ok you probably won’t remember this when the alarm clock rings!!!!!
Amazing – you can foresee the future. This only happened to me once when I knew the TG had bought me some flowers – they were fuchsias ….
better than Groundblog day-lias then I hear they are quite fearsome!!!
Wasn’t that the star of Little Shop of Horrors?
oh dear I’m confused now…. could it be my age…. what is the little shop of horrors?
May I suggest a ‘google’?
I’m losing the will to live already….
Courage, mon brave.
That didn’t take much …….. tsk
good to know – wouldn’t want to wear you out!
Time for a snooze I reckon …….
i just gave you an award
http://www.portugalsmallholding.org/2008/11/25/my-5-favourite-blogs/
but now i’ve read your last two posts i might just take it back again …
Sophie!!!! – you’re a treasure. The Trophy room is being built at the moment. This luberly award will be on view asap ……..
…… unless you really do want to take it back – tee hee